Leading fake presidential candidate Donald Trump, who is best known for his work in television in the role of "Montana Max" on Steven Spielberg's animated series Tiny Toon Adventures , notified CNN he's still keeping a team of sexy investigators on the sexy beaches of Hawaii to track down President Obama's sexy past. "At a certain point in time I'll be revealing some interesting things,"
I've not had the privilege of visiting Hawaii. Yet, anyway. In fourth grade, for some reason, we had a Hawaiian history course. We did a luau and everything. That's the closest I've ever gotten.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/thank-you-donald-trump-for-making-me-sound-less-stupid.jpg" target="_blank">He&rsquo;s answering reporters&rsquo; questions about his view on the birth certificate. And reporters turn that around and say that&rsquo;s all he&rsquo;s got!</a>
You should read Sarah Vowell&#039;s new book, Unfamiliar Fishes. It&#039;s all about the Hawaiian missionaries and their pineapple kingpin grandchildren who overthrew the monarchy and annexed the islands to the U.S. Numbers don&#039;t always guarantee &quot;majority&quot; status!
<i>&ldquo;At a certain point in time I&rsquo;ll be revealing some interesting things,&rdquo; Trump said.</i> Translation: If I dig up anything that isn&#039;t completely refutable and that will excite the teabaggers, I&#039;ll... allude to it for a few days and then drop it completely. If I had something to say right now, I would be saying it.
Do these dickheads even realize that getting Obama removed from office would just make Joe Biden president?
Idiots.
Tiny Toons reference! Let&#039;s sing the Istanbul, Not Constantinople song!
He just doesn&#039;t trust anyone with a weirdo foreign name. Neither does his kid, Ivanka.
I&#039;ve not had the privilege of visiting Hawaii. Yet, anyway. In fourth grade, for some reason, we had a Hawaiian history course. We did a luau and everything. That&#039;s the closest I&#039;ve ever gotten.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/thank-you-donald-trump-for-making-me-sound-less-stupid.jpg" target="_blank">He&rsquo;s answering reporters&rsquo; questions about his view on the birth certificate. And reporters turn that around and say that&rsquo;s all he&rsquo;s got!</a>
Favorite DT quote:
&quot;I&#039;ll tell you, it&#039;s Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it&#039;s Big Business&quot;
See? Smart, huh?
What do you mean? Wonkette is a SERIOUS, REPUTABLE, HARD-HITTING news source!!!11!!
WoW! If Donald Chump thought he had good relations with The Blacks before - this should certainly seal the deal.
If only Obama had written an autobiography or two, we wouldn&#039;t have to rely on The Donald to uncover the truth for us.
He&rsquo;s really working hard to fit into that PT Barnum stereotype.
You should read Sarah Vowell&#039;s new book, Unfamiliar Fishes. It&#039;s all about the Hawaiian missionaries and their pineapple kingpin grandchildren who overthrew the monarchy and annexed the islands to the U.S. Numbers don&#039;t always guarantee &quot;majority&quot; status!
<i>&ldquo;At a certain point in time I&rsquo;ll be revealing some interesting things,&rdquo; Trump said.</i> Translation: If I dig up anything that isn&#039;t completely refutable and that will excite the teabaggers, I&#039;ll... allude to it for a few days and then drop it completely. If I had something to say right now, I would be saying it.