Leading fake presidential candidate Donald Trump, who is best known for his work in television in the role of "Montana Max" on Steven Spielberg's animated series Tiny Toon Adventures , notified CNN he's still keeping a team of sexy investigators on the sexy beaches of Hawaii to track down President Obama's sexy past.
I've not had the privilege of visiting Hawaii. Yet, anyway. In fourth grade, for some reason, we had a Hawaiian history course. We did a luau and everything. That's the closest I've ever gotten.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/thank-you-donald-trump-for-making-me-sound-less-stupid.jpg" target="_blank">He&rsquo;s answering reporters&rsquo; questions about his view on the birth certificate. And reporters turn that around and say that&rsquo;s all he&rsquo;s got!</a>
You should read Sarah Vowell&#039;s new book, Unfamiliar Fishes. It&#039;s all about the Hawaiian missionaries and their pineapple kingpin grandchildren who overthrew the monarchy and annexed the islands to the U.S. Numbers don&#039;t always guarantee &quot;majority&quot; status!
<i>&ldquo;At a certain point in time I&rsquo;ll be revealing some interesting things,&rdquo; Trump said.</i> Translation: If I dig up anything that isn&#039;t completely refutable and that will excite the teabaggers, I&#039;ll... allude to it for a few days and then drop it completely. If I had something to say right now, I would be saying it.
Do these dickheads even realize that getting Obama removed from office would just make Joe Biden president?
Idiots.
Tiny Toons reference! Let&#039;s sing the Istanbul, Not Constantinople song!
He just doesn&#039;t trust anyone with a weirdo foreign name. Neither does his kid, Ivanka.
I&#039;ve not had the privilege of visiting Hawaii. Yet, anyway. In fourth grade, for some reason, we had a Hawaiian history course. We did a luau and everything. That&#039;s the closest I&#039;ve ever gotten.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/thank-you-donald-trump-for-making-me-sound-less-stupid.jpg" target="_blank">He&rsquo;s answering reporters&rsquo; questions about his view on the birth certificate. And reporters turn that around and say that&rsquo;s all he&rsquo;s got!</a>
Favorite DT quote:
&quot;I&#039;ll tell you, it&#039;s Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it&#039;s Big Business&quot;
See? Smart, huh?
What do you mean? Wonkette is a SERIOUS, REPUTABLE, HARD-HITTING news source!!!11!!
WoW! If Donald Chump thought he had good relations with The Blacks before - this should certainly seal the deal.
If only Obama had written an autobiography or two, we wouldn&#039;t have to rely on The Donald to uncover the truth for us.
He&rsquo;s really working hard to fit into that PT Barnum stereotype.
You should read Sarah Vowell&#039;s new book, Unfamiliar Fishes. It&#039;s all about the Hawaiian missionaries and their pineapple kingpin grandchildren who overthrew the monarchy and annexed the islands to the U.S. Numbers don&#039;t always guarantee &quot;majority&quot; status!
<i>&ldquo;At a certain point in time I&rsquo;ll be revealing some interesting things,&rdquo; Trump said.</i> Translation: If I dig up anything that isn&#039;t completely refutable and that will excite the teabaggers, I&#039;ll... allude to it for a few days and then drop it completely. If I had something to say right now, I would be saying it.