Fact: Donald Trump gave the very bestest speech at the Iowa Freedom Summit over the weekend. How do we know that's true? Because Donald Trump says so, duh, even though theNew York Postis spreading vicious lies, which we know are vicious lies because Donald Trump said so about that too:
Odd, I&#039;d heard they were <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Royal_Standard_of_Scotland#Design" target="_blank">rampant</a>.
Him: Green acres is the place for me. Farm livin&#039; is the life for me. Land spreadin&#039; out so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
Her: New York is where I&#039;d rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.
Him: ...The chores. Her: ...The stores. Him: ...Fresh air. Her: ...Times Square Him: You are my wife. Her: Good bye, city life. Both: Green Acres we are there.
Indeed. We have done nothing to deserve that. Even we!
True: he didn&#039;t get as far as half a campaign before quitting.
So they used one of the better shots then. Also, it was a good hair day.
Odd, I&#039;d heard they were <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Royal_Standard_of_Scotland#Design" target="_blank">rampant</a>.
Went? He was Born Like That.
Smallest internet conspiracy group: Trump Truthers.
&quot;I&#039;m a big fan of farmland, because it&#039;s cheap.&quot;
Truly, we are not worthy.
&quot;I&#039;m not a farmer per se.&quot;
Weakest pander ever, although he would like to hear more about creditor castration.
Trump is what you get when you succeed in polishing a turd.
Yep...
Him: Green acres is the place for me. Farm livin&#039; is the life for me. Land spreadin&#039; out so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
Her: New York is where I&#039;d rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.
Him: ...The chores. Her: ...The stores. Him: ...Fresh air. Her: ...Times Square Him: You are my wife. Her: Good bye, city life. Both: Green Acres we are there.
<i>&quot;I&rsquo;m not a farmer per se...&quot;</i>
&quot;Per se&quot;?!? Sounds French or Mexican. Stone him!
<i>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not a farmer per se, although I&rsquo;ve always liked the lifestyle.&rdquo;</i>
&quot;From what I can see as I fly over,&quot; he explained.
<i>Trump</i> is British slang for &quot;fart.&quot; Coincidence?