Knowledge time! Remember a couple of weeks back, we told you Donald J. Trump had made a yooge Twitter announcement to say he would be holding a yooge press conference on December 15 (Thursday) where he would describe his yooge plans for fully separating himself from his business? Yeah, about that. As
Hey, she didn't marry an overweight old "billionaire" to have to keep to a schedule and be nice to people. She's just waiting for him to keel over and is probably disappointed that it hasn't happened yet.
Well....I'm not sure but, I think it's about starting Spring Break in the coming weeks, sort of a head's up so the underage drunk girls get ready to be grabbed by the pussy before June 21st.
... and those at the bottom of the list aren't going to decline their one and only chance to get in on the self-enriching gravy train. Everybody's last (or not even a) choice is suddenly a top contender in Trumplandia. It's opposite day! It's a topsy-turvy world! It's upside-down-is-up-again time! It's... a fucking disgrace, is what it is.
Mary Elizabeth Taylor when she was known as Betty Bliss (her first husband had the surname, but it's still awesome) served as official White House hostess.
Mary Abigail Fillmore also served as acting first lady (sometimes known as "2nd First Lady") during a period where her mother suffered from unspecified illnesses due to "delicate health".
Harriet Rebecca Lane served as acting first lady for her adopted father James Buchanan since he was never married or had children of his own. (and many historians believe that he may have been our first homosexual president given his relationship as the "Aunt Nancy" to William Rufus DeVane King's "Miss Fancy".)
Mary Scott Harrison served as acting first lady after her mother died.
Margaret Woodrow Wilson server as actin first lady between her mother's death and her father's marriage to Edith (of course unofficially the first female president).
Caroline Kennedy for, duh, being a former Senator and current ambassador to Japan who probably isn't having the easiest go of it trying to explain what the fuck is going on.
Luci Baines Johnson--obviously in the running for best first daughter ever. (most of Lynda Bird Johnson Robb's bio includes her husband getting appointed to things.)
Susan Elizabeth Ford for being the person who helped run the Betty Ford Clinic/Foundation for ever and a badass photojournalist to boot.
Amy Lynn Carter belongs on the list just for naming her cat "Misty Malarkey Yin Yang", but was also an activist in the 1980s-1990s and was acquitted of all charges related to her involvement with Abbie Hoffman's group--so even if Ivanka wants to push the line of what a first kid can get away with, she's got tough competition.
Maureen Reagan followed her parents into both acting and political involvement--though she never was elected, she was the first first daughter to run for anything.
Dorothy Walker Bush? yeah, she makes the list--but barely. she could probably still take Ivanka in a fist fight.
Chelsea Clinton--for obvies!
the Bush twins--Barbara went into health care advocacy and Jenna is rubbing people down with lube at the Olympics, but before that was a teacher.
and the Obama girls are probably going to do great things so Ivanka should not hold her breath on being bestest first daughter.
since they don't think women are people and, according to that one reverend, men are not supposed to have feelings--I see nothing to notify Melania about which occurred between 2 pm and 5 pm.
Donald also has important things to do like bathe in the adulation of the crowds at his Victory Tour until the dumbfuckers that voted for him figure out they have been conned by the master grifter
if you are being groped you are being attacked . . . defend yourself with anything that comes to hand . . . rocks, sticks, anything!
never punch with a fist . . . unless you have been trained (a lot!) you will probably just break some of the tiny hand bones . . . and there's a lot of them.
hit with the heel of the hand (like a punch but keep the fingers out of the way), an elbow, a knee or a foot.
don't hit anyplace where bones are near the surface if you can pick a softer target . . . eyes, testicles, ...
don't ever start a fight . . . but you have my blessing to stop one as expeditiously as possible if you find yourself in one that somebody else started.
i think if they would get those top secret decoder ring briefings down to 140 characters and tweet em out to Don - the attention span of a one year old -Trump, it would really help, and curious minds in russia won't have to wait for him to tell em -
Why is Ivanka the first lady, exactly? Does Melania just not want the job, or did Ivanka threaten Stepmommy with deportation if she didn't step aside and let Ivanka handle the fun stuff, or what?
Hey, she didn't marry an overweight old "billionaire" to have to keep to a schedule and be nice to people. She's just waiting for him to keel over and is probably disappointed that it hasn't happened yet.
I learned the Argos cheer way back in the early 70s: 'Wait! Till! Next! Year! Wait! Till! Next! Year!'
that's a good part of it
Why do you think he will have one in April?
Well....I'm not sure but, I think it's about starting Spring Break in the coming weeks, sort of a head's up so the underage drunk girls get ready to be grabbed by the pussy before June 21st.
They're both his.
... and those at the bottom of the list aren't going to decline their one and only chance to get in on the self-enriching gravy train. Everybody's last (or not even a) choice is suddenly a top contender in Trumplandia. It's opposite day! It's a topsy-turvy world! It's upside-down-is-up-again time! It's... a fucking disgrace, is what it is.
short term memory problem?
first daughters Ivanka will have to out-do:
Mary Elizabeth Taylor when she was known as Betty Bliss (her first husband had the surname, but it's still awesome) served as official White House hostess.
Mary Abigail Fillmore also served as acting first lady (sometimes known as "2nd First Lady") during a period where her mother suffered from unspecified illnesses due to "delicate health".
Harriet Rebecca Lane served as acting first lady for her adopted father James Buchanan since he was never married or had children of his own. (and many historians believe that he may have been our first homosexual president given his relationship as the "Aunt Nancy" to William Rufus DeVane King's "Miss Fancy".)
Mary Scott Harrison served as acting first lady after her mother died.
Margaret Woodrow Wilson server as actin first lady between her mother's death and her father's marriage to Edith (of course unofficially the first female president).
Caroline Kennedy for, duh, being a former Senator and current ambassador to Japan who probably isn't having the easiest go of it trying to explain what the fuck is going on.
Luci Baines Johnson--obviously in the running for best first daughter ever. (most of Lynda Bird Johnson Robb's bio includes her husband getting appointed to things.)
Susan Elizabeth Ford for being the person who helped run the Betty Ford Clinic/Foundation for ever and a badass photojournalist to boot.
Amy Lynn Carter belongs on the list just for naming her cat "Misty Malarkey Yin Yang", but was also an activist in the 1980s-1990s and was acquitted of all charges related to her involvement with Abbie Hoffman's group--so even if Ivanka wants to push the line of what a first kid can get away with, she's got tough competition.
Maureen Reagan followed her parents into both acting and political involvement--though she never was elected, she was the first first daughter to run for anything.
Dorothy Walker Bush? yeah, she makes the list--but barely. she could probably still take Ivanka in a fist fight.
Chelsea Clinton--for obvies!
the Bush twins--Barbara went into health care advocacy and Jenna is rubbing people down with lube at the Olympics, but before that was a teacher.
and the Obama girls are probably going to do great things so Ivanka should not hold her breath on being bestest first daughter.
since they don't think women are people and, according to that one reverend, men are not supposed to have feelings--I see nothing to notify Melania about which occurred between 2 pm and 5 pm.
Donald also has important things to do like bathe in the adulation of the crowds at his Victory Tour until the dumbfuckers that voted for him figure out they have been conned by the master grifter
if you are being groped you are being attacked . . . defend yourself with anything that comes to hand . . . rocks, sticks, anything!
never punch with a fist . . . unless you have been trained (a lot!) you will probably just break some of the tiny hand bones . . . and there's a lot of them.
hit with the heel of the hand (like a punch but keep the fingers out of the way), an elbow, a knee or a foot.
don't hit anyplace where bones are near the surface if you can pick a softer target . . . eyes, testicles, ...
don't ever start a fight . . . but you have my blessing to stop one as expeditiously as possible if you find yourself in one that somebody else started.
That part of the country is a lot safer than the border towns or resort towns.
i think if they would get those top secret decoder ring briefings down to 140 characters and tweet em out to Don - the attention span of a one year old -Trump, it would really help, and curious minds in russia won't have to wait for him to tell em -
Why is Ivanka the first lady, exactly? Does Melania just not want the job, or did Ivanka threaten Stepmommy with deportation if she didn't step aside and let Ivanka handle the fun stuff, or what?
Donald Trump's message to Kanye West, Jim Brown, Ray Lewis, Bill Gates and America: "hang with me"https://youtu.be/oYCBBS1Rw4o