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Trump wants the votes of those who still follow Palin. That's all. If he gets nominated and elected, he will throw Sarah under the bus with the rest of us. He does nothing (NOTHING!) unless there is a profit in it for him. That includes running for President. Think about that.

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"I would love that because she really is somebody that knows what’s happening, and she’s a special person. She’s really a special person. And I think people know that."

Eyup. Trig is not the only special person in that family. Thanks for reminding us, Donbald.

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Just think, they can campaign in matching beehive hairdos.

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It only took a few years...

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For a second there, I read that as "tap" like in "tapping maple syrup." I saw Donald with a spigot-like thing, and he...

Oog. Never mind.

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Their prose is also a good match.

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Trumpelskankskin.

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Big ups for Steve Martin's "The Jerk" reference! +1

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Ha! That's even better.

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"Briquette". (Sounds French, i.e. classy.)

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Even gas won't do anything, unless your pipes deliver coal gas from 100 years ago.

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She drinks diet. Aspartame, with which it's usually sweetened, is neurotoxic, but in $carah Payme's case, there are no brain cells to kill.

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... the Trumpit and the Bumpit... high as an elephant's eye.

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He won't get elected, the Donald's appeal is only to Boring Rich White people, Racists, Bigots, Idiots, and Assholes.

if he really wanted to get elected, he would have to appeal to the rest of us, and given his campaign, that's not likely to happen.

I predict he'll not do very well in the 1st debate....it would be even worse if Ricky Perry bests him in the debates too....The Donald may make it to the primaries, but i doubt he'll go the distance.

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So Trump taps Palin, and Wonkette O's? He is special isn't he!

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