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Doloras Funkette's avatar

This tall tale is boring. Tell us more about abiotic oil and how Jesus was an 11th century Greek.

berkeleyfarm's avatar

He's a Presbyterian from what I heard. Back when I was one it was grape juice only in wee cuppies, but some denominations have allowed congregations to use a common chalice and wine (often in addition to the wee cuppies). I hear of that mostly with the Methodists though.

Episcopalians generally don't do the "wee cuppies" and have moved in the direction of some congregations offering non-alcoholic wine (in a chalice) as an option.

berkeleyfarm's avatar

Presbyterians: thumbing our noses at the Pope since 1560!

berkeleyfarm's avatar

not being the kiiing of the worrrrld

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Not being treated fairly by Megyn Kelly? Being openly mocked by a woman who, sadly, is a mere 9.99?

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Coming soon, why the ancient Etruscans called themselves 'Rasens' (Russians) and spoke a Slavonic language.

Doug Langley's avatar

"And made damn sure he paid it all back at 4% annually compounded interest."

bobbert's avatar

You were predestined to do so!

myexisinthetrunk's avatar

Hey - don't try that chit with the Dalai Lama. Don't make me come the New York to shove a compressor hose in your pooper and blow (heh heh) you up til you assplode like a Macy's parade balloon.

Cismontane's avatar

I dunno.. he must have a list. What would he propose to do with Rosie or Megyn, if only he could?

BlackestNoobs's avatar

ha ha ha and this one of the best candidates for the Republican nomination for President of the United States of America?

so asshole who doesn't trust his own hair bullying the Pope.....yeah GREAT CHOICE there Republicans!!!!! Not an asshole in the slightest, right?

marxalot's avatar

Pretty sure Trump just identified himself as god, there. The only one who can scare the Pope.

marxalot's avatar

Calvinist by choice!

marxalot's avatar

Every time he says something like that, I'm forcibly reminded of Krusty the Klown brand legal forms ("hey hey, they're binding!").