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This tall tale is boring. Tell us more about abiotic oil and how Jesus was an 11th century Greek.

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He's a Presbyterian from what I heard. Back when I was one it was grape juice only in wee cuppies, but some denominations have allowed congregations to use a common chalice and wine (often in addition to the wee cuppies). I hear of that mostly with the Methodists though.

Episcopalians generally don't do the "wee cuppies" and have moved in the direction of some congregations offering non-alcoholic wine (in a chalice) as an option.

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Presbyterians: thumbing our noses at the Pope since 1560!

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not being the kiiing of the worrrrld

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Not being treated fairly by Megyn Kelly? Being openly mocked by a woman who, sadly, is a mere 9.99?

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Coming soon, why the ancient Etruscans called themselves 'Rasens' (Russians) and spoke a Slavonic language.

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"And made damn sure he paid it all back at 4% annually compounded interest."

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You were predestined to do so!

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Hey - don't try that chit with the Dalai Lama. Don't make me come the New York to shove a compressor hose in your pooper and blow (heh heh) you up til you assplode like a Macy's parade balloon.

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I dunno.. he must have a list. What would he propose to do with Rosie or Megyn, if only he could?

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ha ha ha and this one of the best candidates for the Republican nomination for President of the United States of America?

so asshole who doesn't trust his own hair bullying the Pope.....yeah GREAT CHOICE there Republicans!!!!! Not an asshole in the slightest, right?

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Pretty sure Trump just identified himself as god, there. The only one who can scare the Pope.

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Calvinist by choice!

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Every time he says something like that, I'm forcibly reminded of Krusty the Klown brand legal forms ("hey hey, they're binding!").

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