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Push pins or thumbtacks ought to be enough.

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I'd expect Trump to say it the other way around. After all, a lot of people seem to think he's a big fan of coke. ( Oops, was that supposed to be capitalized? *whistles innocently* )

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Slim Goodbody?

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Just what I've been looking forward to - a chance to acquire Trump Tower instead of Park Place.

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Demosthenes Konstandies Andrikopoulos libel! http://theworldlink.com/spo... https://uploads.disquscdn.c... http://www.pamplinmedia.com...

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Yeah, but the new one is in friendly pastels!

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You know, September just flew past, gone before I even noticed. It looks like it will never be possible to get to the end of October. This month just keeps hanging on, filled with Donald's whiny-ass titty baby bullshit.

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Isn't it interesting that every charge he makes against the evil corporations are ones he is also guilty of?

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I thought cunt was a compliment in Scotland.

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Awwwwww. Poor widdle Donnie got his fees fees hurt. Unfuck him.

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https://thinkprogress.org/t...

In an interview with WFOR, CBS’ Miami affiliate, Trump was asked if he believes the First Amendment provides “too much protection.”Trump answered in the affirmative, saying he’d like to change the laws to make it easier to sue media companies. Trump lamented that, under current law, “our press is allowed to say whatever they want.”

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It's the vagina.

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I don't know what he's telling Trump, but he's telling everyone else it's the easiest money he's ever made.

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The only thing in his putrid, bloated head is himself--everything he talks about, in every way, is just a projection.

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The one silver lining from the 2014 election is that Ohio passed a constitutional amendment requiring a bipartisan commission to do the apportionment using software to ensure competitive districts. Its first test will be the 2022 midterms.

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He has mistaken the fact that he had some temporary success with "The Apprentice" as some indication of his own abilities, as opposed to having a highly skilled reality show producer and the powerhouse of NBC Universal behind him. Not to mention he has some idiotic idea he can beat Rupert Murdoch at his own game in direct competition with him. How does he think a TV network happens? He is completely ignorant of even the most fundamental basics, like, getting people to actually air your programming, a network of affiliates, major advertisers, having actual TV executives, producers, directors, writers, on-air talent, a marketing department, a publicity department, not to mention financial backers. Trump TV will be as much of a disaster as Trump steaks.

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