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puredog's avatar

"AMERICA FUCK YEAH!" indeed.[drops mic, leaves planet]

suziq's avatar

That would involve way too much Thinking and Planning Ahead. The reason the announcement is on December 15th is so they can think up a plan, probably on December 14th.

puredog's avatar

Is Putin "remotely Communist"?

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

There are numbers you can call to assist with the second part of that

President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

"I will build a subspace graviton field and make Bajor pay for it."

whitroth's avatar

What, you don't like America, Inc, Trump, CEO and Presidentistry?

Given what the real Presidency does to everyone in the office, maybe he'll die at 92 in a couple of years, as the economy tanks, and he looks to start a war to take everyone's eyes off the economy....

whitroth's avatar

Oh, and about all the lamestream media headlines about this... shouldn't that be *ACTUAL* conflict of interest?

Clyde Barrow's avatar

I believe Alan Smithee was unavailable for a cabinet post as he was in Switzerland making another film that he wishes not to be associated with. So very sneaky, that Smithee guy.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

LIES! Art Vandelay says he's not fictional.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I thought it was a recipe, involving flour, eggs, and skin.

TIP Don't forget to shave it and moisturize it with caviar first!

Doug Langley's avatar

He's head of Russia, and that's all Rand would need to know. She hated Russia and anyone who liked Russia like you absolutely could not believe.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I prefer heroes that don't get caught.

Same with my conflicts of interest.

(THANKS JASON CHAFFETZ! )

--President-Electoral Trump

Historicat's avatar

Find a way to get in on the grift?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Let's take a page from the right, and burn it all down, but lefty style. (As in, actually burn it all down.

Blender_415's avatar

December 14? Isn't that the day Trump told people to vote for him? Or was that November 32? No matter what, this "plan" will be utter bullshit that anyone with half a brain (which excludes about 60 million voting Americans) will recognize as such.