Not one bit. Another day, another announcement from Dear Leader on the Twitter. (We know, we told you to unfollow him, but we also said when something of significance happens on his Twitter, you'd hear about it. LOOK AT YOU HEARING ABOUT IT.) Trump did a golden shower of tweets Wednesday morning about how he was going to make a Very Important Announcement, alongside his spawn, about how he's getting out of the business of Being Trump, in order to focus on the work of Making America Great Again. For the sake of space, and because you don't actually want to look at his Twitterface, here is the text:
That would involve way too much Thinking and Planning Ahead. The reason the announcement is on December 15th is so they can think up a plan, probably on December 14th.
What, you don't like America, Inc, Trump, CEO and Presidentistry?
Given what the real Presidency does to everyone in the office, maybe he'll die at 92 in a couple of years, as the economy tanks, and he looks to start a war to take everyone's eyes off the economy....
I believe Alan Smithee was unavailable for a cabinet post as he was in Switzerland making another film that he wishes not to be associated with. So very sneaky, that Smithee guy.
December 14? Isn't that the day Trump told people to vote for him? Or was that November 32? No matter what, this "plan" will be utter bullshit that anyone with half a brain (which excludes about 60 million voting Americans) will recognize as such.
"AMERICA FUCK YEAH!" indeed.[drops mic, leaves planet]
That would involve way too much Thinking and Planning Ahead. The reason the announcement is on December 15th is so they can think up a plan, probably on December 14th.
Is Putin "remotely Communist"?
There are numbers you can call to assist with the second part of that
Seems familiar to me.
"I will build a subspace graviton field and make Bajor pay for it."
What, you don't like America, Inc, Trump, CEO and Presidentistry?
Given what the real Presidency does to everyone in the office, maybe he'll die at 92 in a couple of years, as the economy tanks, and he looks to start a war to take everyone's eyes off the economy....
Oh, and about all the lamestream media headlines about this... shouldn't that be *ACTUAL* conflict of interest?
I believe Alan Smithee was unavailable for a cabinet post as he was in Switzerland making another film that he wishes not to be associated with. So very sneaky, that Smithee guy.
LIES! Art Vandelay says he's not fictional.
I thought it was a recipe, involving flour, eggs, and skin.
TIP Don't forget to shave it and moisturize it with caviar first!
He's head of Russia, and that's all Rand would need to know. She hated Russia and anyone who liked Russia like you absolutely could not believe.
I prefer heroes that don't get caught.
Same with my conflicts of interest.
(THANKS JASON CHAFFETZ! )
--President-Electoral Trump
Find a way to get in on the grift?
Let's take a page from the right, and burn it all down, but lefty style. (As in, actually burn it all down.
December 14? Isn't that the day Trump told people to vote for him? Or was that November 32? No matter what, this "plan" will be utter bullshit that anyone with half a brain (which excludes about 60 million voting Americans) will recognize as such.