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They're coming back. They'll be on Amazon prime.

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I dunno -- he would still make a viable republican candidate, given the current field.

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But what a wonderful gift for Trevor Noah, huh?

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In his defense, he's a weaselly little gold-digging angerbear. If your only skills are crashing planes and getting shouty on the telly, keeping a wife who isn't ridiculously rich doesn't make a lot of sense. There are only so many planes you can crash, but being rich lets you be shouty in public all the time.

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Tea Partiers like the military because the military kills Those People. If the military fails to kill Those People, it's, as a minimum, a breach of faith. Only reason they're talking about veterans now is to defend Trump. Otherwise, they're only interested in guns and bombs. It's anger that drives the Tea Party; not loyalty.

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Nothing like easing into a new job...

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Pat Paulson meant to be a joke. If it turns out that The Donald is really Andy Kaufman, then that's a valid comparison.

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Rice burner Ray displays Trump's real, yoooghe appeal.

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I thought it was the partial binomial nomenclature for Josh Duggar.

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Well... not ones related to him...

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Isn't Marine an acronym for "My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment?"

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Loved it - great historical reference; I laughed even if nobody else did (but then I always do)

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i'm kind of worried about it, actually, even though it may be silly to do so. What if he does happen to become the nominee. There are so many low/no info voters in this country that I believe he could be a serious threat.

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Republicans made a deal with the Devil over 50 years ago to become the majority party. Trump is, as usual, rent-seeking. Does Prada make a nice loafer for hooves?

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Yes! Clarkson said it was like driving a bucket of wall-paper paste.

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They just need a more powerful Ray.

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