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ahughes798's avatar

They're coming back. They'll be on Amazon prime.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I dunno -- he would still make a viable republican candidate, given the current field.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But what a wonderful gift for Trevor Noah, huh?

Satanic Pancake's avatar

In his defense, he's a weaselly little gold-digging angerbear. If your only skills are crashing planes and getting shouty on the telly, keeping a wife who isn't ridiculously rich doesn't make a lot of sense. There are only so many planes you can crash, but being rich lets you be shouty in public all the time.

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Tea Partiers like the military because the military kills Those People. If the military fails to kill Those People, it's, as a minimum, a breach of faith. Only reason they're talking about veterans now is to defend Trump. Otherwise, they're only interested in guns and bombs. It's anger that drives the Tea Party; not loyalty.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Nothing like easing into a new job...

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Pat Paulson meant to be a joke. If it turns out that The Donald is really Andy Kaufman, then that's a valid comparison.

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Rice burner Ray displays Trump's real, yoooghe appeal.

ahughes798's avatar

I thought it was the partial binomial nomenclature for Josh Duggar.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Well... not ones related to him...

ahughes798's avatar

Isn't Marine an acronym for "My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment?"

hashtagbob's avatar

Loved it - great historical reference; I laughed even if nobody else did (but then I always do)

ahughes798's avatar

i'm kind of worried about it, actually, even though it may be silly to do so. What if he does happen to become the nominee. There are so many low/no info voters in this country that I believe he could be a serious threat.

impeachrinserepeat's avatar

Republicans made a deal with the Devil over 50 years ago to become the majority party. Trump is, as usual, rent-seeking. Does Prada make a nice loafer for hooves?

ahughes798's avatar

Yes! Clarkson said it was like driving a bucket of wall-paper paste.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

They just need a more powerful Ray.