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Barron loves his toy planes...just sayin'

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"The sky is so big, why do we even need this burdensome, expensive air traffic control system. Let the Free Market rule the skies!"-- Donald Trump

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Make it a big fucking wall with bars and no windows.

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Unfortunately, the FAA is (and this is a little-known fact) also in charge of the MAA (Mule Advancement Administration.)

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I hope the FAA will serve those Nabisco cookies we like.

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So wait, because this guy stands around and bitches about delays, the way my husband does at a fast food place when he can't get his triple bacon lard burger fast enough, he can run the whole thing? Why, that's Brilliant! Just imagine it! The best people!

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You mean the covfefe guy, right?

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You're more qualified than a lot of his appointments.

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He should've gone with Tim Horton. He gets things done on the double-double.

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I like the cut of your jib, matey.

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One time, long ago A new FAA chairman was appointed by a dubious US President, Richard M. Nixon. The new chief, Bud Eagle Crowe (sp?) was seriously implicated in the dirty tricks campaigns- an associate of Nixon trickster Dom Sigretti and associated with the notorius "Plumbers" assigned to fix Nixon WH leaks.His appointment was just in time to cover up , allegedly the mysterious, tragic air crash disaster which claimed the life of Mrs E. Howard Hunt, travelling under an assumed name at the time and transporting her (Watergate burgler/ Bay of pigs invasion functionary) husband's work papers.I did say allegedly.A tragedy only partially covered up. Why?Jumbo wrote this- not LMH&M

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The Half Baked Alaskan can see Russia from her Ass since she put the plane on the eBay....

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In for a Penny, in for a ....

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Are there current openings on the Death Panel and is that a civil servic job or a "patronage" appointment?

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But Linda Bird was a Dim and a Gurl.

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What happens when a majority of the world's leaders decide that it just isn't worth the effort to try to work with this shitferbrains administration on anything?

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