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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Barron loves his toy planes...just sayin'

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

"The sky is so big, why do we even need this burdensome, expensive air traffic control system. Let the Free Market rule the skies!"-- Donald Trump

Loren's avatar

Make it a big fucking wall with bars and no windows.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Unfortunately, the FAA is (and this is a little-known fact) also in charge of the MAA (Mule Advancement Administration.)

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I hope the FAA will serve those Nabisco cookies we like.

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MamaBrown's avatar

So wait, because this guy stands around and bitches about delays, the way my husband does at a fast food place when he can't get his triple bacon lard burger fast enough, he can run the whole thing? Why, that's Brilliant! Just imagine it! The best people!

MamaBrown's avatar

You mean the covfefe guy, right?

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

You're more qualified than a lot of his appointments.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

He should've gone with Tim Horton. He gets things done on the double-double.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I like the cut of your jib, matey.

little miss high and mighty's avatar

One time, long ago A new FAA chairman was appointed by a dubious US President, Richard M. Nixon. The new chief, Bud Eagle Crowe (sp?) was seriously implicated in the dirty tricks campaigns- an associate of Nixon trickster Dom Sigretti and associated with the notorius "Plumbers" assigned to fix Nixon WH leaks.His appointment was just in time to cover up , allegedly the mysterious, tragic air crash disaster which claimed the life of Mrs E. Howard Hunt, travelling under an assumed name at the time and transporting her (Watergate burgler/ Bay of pigs invasion functionary) husband's work papers.I did say allegedly.A tragedy only partially covered up. Why?Jumbo wrote this- not LMH&M

irishdave3's avatar

The Half Baked Alaskan can see Russia from her Ass since she put the plane on the eBay....

irishdave3's avatar

In for a Penny, in for a ....

irishdave3's avatar

Are there current openings on the Death Panel and is that a civil servic job or a "patronage" appointment?

irishdave3's avatar

But Linda Bird was a Dim and a Gurl.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

What happens when a majority of the world's leaders decide that it just isn't worth the effort to try to work with this shitferbrains administration on anything?