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Some Kat On The Internet's avatar

Hey it's tRump - looks like he lit it on fire.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Thought it was that Civil War movie where Jude Law kept trying to get back home to Nicole Kidman.

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puredog's avatar

Justified is definitely more "likeable" than BB, though I love them both.

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Nigel Smoketoomuch's avatar

Trump attacks hospitals as "incessant" complainers. "All these sick people wah wah wah".

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mailman27's avatar

Donald J. Trump is a grotesque piece of shit, and I weep for my country.

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mailman27's avatar

"Vote like your life depends upon it!" Yup.

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mailman27's avatar

Sublimely goofy shit! (What does "Kurosawa" have to do with that nonsense? What's his involvement?)

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Tessiee's avatar

::fake whiny voice:: "I want to live! I want a kidney! Me me me me!"

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Tessiee's avatar

Yeah, but that's kinda where the bar is for Trump, and in defiance of all the laws of physics, he still manages to lower it every day.

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Tessiee's avatar

Oh, for shit's sake.He's not even my favorite murderer.

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Tessiee's avatar

It's certainly more up to date than, "If you don't [name of chore here], the terrorists win!"

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Tessiee's avatar

Bold of you to assume that they were going to allow the 2020 elections to take place *anyway*, much less now.

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Tessiee's avatar

"It'd be like a rocket ship when I put out a beauty"

Oh, there has to be an entire CATEGORY of fart jokes to be made from that sentence.

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David's avatar

"loves acting like King Shit of Fuck Mountain"

I am King Fuck of Shit Mountain!

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Tessiee's avatar

Including judgement.

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Remember the restaurant in "Goodfellas"?

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