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Some Kat On The Internet's avatar

Hey it's tRump - looks like he lit it on fire.

ken_kukec's avatar

Thought it was that Civil War movie where Jude Law kept trying to get back home to Nicole Kidman.

puredog's avatar

Justified is definitely more "likeable" than BB, though I love them both.

Nigel Smoketoomuch's avatar

Trump attacks hospitals as "incessant" complainers. "All these sick people wah wah wah".

mailman27's avatar

Donald J. Trump is a grotesque piece of shit, and I weep for my country.

mailman27's avatar

"Vote like your life depends upon it!" Yup.

mailman27's avatar

Sublimely goofy shit! (What does "Kurosawa" have to do with that nonsense? What's his involvement?)

Tessiee's avatar

::fake whiny voice:: "I want to live! I want a kidney! Me me me me!"

Tessiee's avatar

Yeah, but that's kinda where the bar is for Trump, and in defiance of all the laws of physics, he still manages to lower it every day.

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Oh, for shit's sake.He's not even my favorite murderer.

Tessiee's avatar

It's certainly more up to date than, "If you don't [name of chore here], the terrorists win!"

Tessiee's avatar

Bold of you to assume that they were going to allow the 2020 elections to take place *anyway*, much less now.

Tessiee's avatar

"It'd be like a rocket ship when I put out a beauty"

Oh, there has to be an entire CATEGORY of fart jokes to be made from that sentence.

David's avatar

"loves acting like King Shit of Fuck Mountain"

I am King Fuck of Shit Mountain!

Tessiee's avatar

Including judgement.

Tessiee's avatar

Remember the restaurant in "Goodfellas"?