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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Next time, he'll draw crowds by offering expired 2 for 1 entree coupons at Applebee's...

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Garrison Keillor wrote something along these same lines...even if he's President, he'll always be viewed as the shitback from the Bronx (or wherever he's from...) I'm paraphrasing, of course.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

I saw that, and I noted the aviator shades...it made me wonder if it was actually Melanoma or a stand-in.....

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ryp's avatar

He used the White House Correspondents Dinner.

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Sharon Cooper's avatar

Sounds like someone needs a nap and a pacifier!

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cicatricella's avatar

Queens, I believe.

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HooverVilles's avatar

His sad life will only get sadder.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Weak. SAD!

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HooverVilles's avatar

Saddest presidential family ever!SAD!

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HooverVilles's avatar

Highly likely. Some of the few people who actually get paid by Trump. YOU BETCHA!

PS: Just had to sneak that homage to Palin in. Sorry, but it was too tempting.

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HooverVilles's avatar

And probably not out of the realm for Trump fan Roger Stone.Ugh, just typing that name gives me the creeps!

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HooverVilles's avatar

Good question!

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HooverVilles's avatar

MSM business model: $$$ over facts/reality. Must. Enhance. Bottom. Line. At all costs.

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Guest Liberal's avatar

tRump just needs a great opening act to draw huge crowds...perhaps President Obama?

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HooverVilles's avatar

I will be looking. Hope I catch it.

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