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r m reddicks's avatar

What's a bible? Did you just misspell bibble?

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r m reddicks's avatar

Alinsky.

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r m reddicks's avatar

And the "ludes".

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r m reddicks's avatar

Taco truck cooks and drivers?

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r m reddicks's avatar

Well, I do like my drugs clean.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Tried to hear the answers in Trump's voice in my head. All I heard was "Don-Cor-le-one. It-is-an-ohn-uh-to-be-invited-to-yuh-daw-tuh's-wed-ding. And-I-hope-dat-dere-foist-child-will-be-a-MASK-yoo-lin-child..."

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

You know, I am kind of envious. To be so laser focused, to find your passion like that. It would be great to manage one's internet life in such an efficient manner. Would free up more time for croquet.

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

I suppose this shouldn't bug me but it does and all of these assholes, D & R alike, say it but the old saying "The proof, as they say, will be in the pudding." isn't the old saying at all. It's "the proof of the pudding is in the eating" or actually "All the proofe of a pudding, is in the eating" which is to say "You can only say something is a success after it has been tried out or used." Wiktionary goes on to say "The shorter form "the proof is in the pudding", which dates back to the 1920s and came into common use in the United States in the 1950s, is becoming increasingly common." to which I say, more's the pity, cause it don't mean anything. Rant off.

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Gil's avatar

" Standard Retard " faces according to Ann "the man" Coulter....

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... but if ever there was a pastor who needs to be embarrassed, this guy is it.

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hvdv's avatar

"This means cleaning up drugs [...]"

Yes. The people demand triple-washed drugs. That's the ticket.

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badphairy's avatar

WTAF.

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nick kelly's avatar

I had a funny experience watching Trump try to read a speed, looking down at the script- that he HAD to stay with, and then every five seconds looking up at the crowd. Ya know I think I felt a twinge of what might have been pity!

Do i need counselling?

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Teecha's avatar

And proof in this sense means test anyway.

I like your rant, and I'm sorry I am so late to your accuracy party.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

At least give props for originality in use of scarequotes.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

"It`s no sexual act!", nope, just batshit weirdo crazypeople acting.

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