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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Or simply a tax cut.

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Shibusa's avatar

Her voice is enough to make me want to throw myself out of an airplane at 30,000 feet with no parachute.

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LucindathePook's avatar

Newark.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Explosive decompression is the way to go...then at least you get sucked out still in your seat. Makes it easier for others to find and identify the body too. Yes, that has actually happened a few times

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Meccalopolis's avatar

SUX 6000

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Untilbthey let the robots build the robots. Can't see how that would be a problem

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's well done indeed... and has a writing style that would be right at home here also too.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I actually know several. Several others think that "there might be something in it."

CDS is rampant among the more strident of the Berneratti.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

It takes a little time for the coal mining and manufacturing jobs to not come back.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Haha he sucks so much. 36%! haha, here Donald, why don't you sign this EO that DECIMATES the climate goals for the ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET because even though you suck so hard you are still president and the colluding Rethugs don't care as long as they get to kill everything and everyone.

I'm sorry, there was supposed to be a joke in there somewhere, but I got distracted by how we're all going to die.

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Content unavailable's avatar

Hah! Lots of people don't know Lincoln was a Republican.

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Sharon Cooper's avatar

Yeah, but that was back when Republicans actually were crazy rebels who believed in freeing slaves.

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Sharon Cooper's avatar

I find copious amounts of My Little Pony work as a solid distraction.

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Sharon Cooper's avatar

Trump. Nekkid.

I'll be back in a moment. I just need to projectile vomit for a bit.

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Sharon Cooper's avatar

Oh, they exist, honey. Of course, they often shut up if you ask them why Anthony Wiener is still alive.

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