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Zyxomma's avatar

Well done, Dok. I approve of Doktor Zoom.

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AgentOfForeignInfluence's avatar

got a real rise out of the first paragraph. bravo!

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Ex-fucking-actly

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Skaarphy's avatar

Bookmarked for future use (hopefully):https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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William's avatar

I like it when I break a G string on my violin and can get all Beavis and Butthead giggly when I ask for one at the music store.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"GOP lawmaker chokes back tears after finding out the impact on Republican voters of the health care bill he helped write."

FIFY

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TakingAmes's avatar

That, my friend, is what we call a misleading graphic. Something, something, lies, damn lies, and statistics.

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

Its from a cat (also a parody twitter account) making fun of the GOP based on the number of hearings and investigations for each attack.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is this from Faux News? Looks a bit like their handiwork.

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

Its from tea party cat on twitter

https://twitter.com/teapart...

Its making fun of republicans and the number of hearings held for each attack.

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

"I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!!" --- George ---

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Maybe's avatar

And yet Repubs keep winning elections.

Dems need to get meaner. That seems to be what the electorate wants. And at least Dems have real issues to get mean about.

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Chuck's avatar

Old men like us aren't supposed to be blogging on Wonkette, if it was allowed.

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MyLovelyNose's avatar

Meh, I've been trolling RWNJs for years about their lame, limp, floppy, minuscule responses. As in, "Is that all you've got? That little thing?" DZ should give me a hat tip.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Obama and Holder are working on an initiative to address gerrymandering. *shhh* They are being really quiet about it, until they have the law suite and stuff ready. *shhh*

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Maybe's avatar

That would be interesting, but gerrymandering is largely a state offense and that makes it hard to handle. You might enjoy this site, which frequently addresses gerrymandering from a statistical point of view:http://election.princeton.edu/

A radical right Supreme Court doesn't help either. Dems in part did this to themselves by letting themselves be steamrollered in 2010. 2020 and redistricting are coming up fast. I hope Dems address this.

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