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I Stedman's avatar

Possibly the most I have ever paid for a fill-up on my car: $114.91

(about noon Mar 9th 2026,, Salinas, CA).

marcus816's avatar

99 RED BALLOONS!

How did they know? 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Hank Napkin's avatar

Sheds? Don't misconstrue my choice of words, but those jobs were beaten off.

diogenez's avatar

A smile? Looks more like indigestion.

FuzzyLogician's avatar

Looks like he’s manfully enduring a colonoscopy with a large saguaro.

Goonemeritus's avatar

That looks like a picture of my Niece, when asked to review my Son's 23 act play Stinky the Stink Bug.

hvdv's avatar

Hassett looks like a creepy permanently grinning ventriloquist dummy.

Pexas Teat's avatar

I just don't think that articles with Trump in the headline should be accompanied by photos of little girls.

Sheri Sidwell's avatar

I must be dyslexic. Every single time I read "Hassett" my brain sees AssHat. Anybody else?

oscarphile's avatar

Tourette's dyslexia. You compulsively misread words as profanity.

Sheri Sidwell's avatar

Only as it applies to this particular fucked-up administration, but thanks.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm so happy to see that Kevin Hassett is still so weirdly disgusting that even the Trump administration won't let him inside.

It could be a blizzardhurricanetornado, and they'd still make Kevin report from outside the White House.

Goonemeritus's avatar

People would say my mother worried about the tires on other peoples cars. Now that I'm retired I find myself worried about the job market. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

marydn's avatar

"...the White House sent Kevin Hassett, director of the White House National Economic Council, to share a smarmy shit-eating grin on CNBC..."

I would love to slap that grin off his fascist face. Why do so many of Stinky's people have those smarmy grins? Because they are major assholes, of course.

FuzzyLogician's avatar

Backpfeiffengesicht. A word which we should all support.

A Humbled Former Paranoid's avatar

Wait! Won’t SOMEONE tell us what happened to Bill Maher! Said no one ever before.

motmelere's avatar

I saw some headline about the nation being shocked at what Bill said, I refuse to believe that.

el duderino's avatar

Five or six jobs reports jump out of nowhere and start wailing on this other jobs report

Wookiee Monster's avatar

You know what never gets stuck in the Straight of Hormuz? Sunlight and wind.

innocentbystander's avatar

Economics is notoriously "the dismal science", so if you're smiling, you don't understand it.