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Hank Napkin's avatar

Q: "What is your view of history, Mr. President?"

A: "I've heard about that."

tehbaddr's avatar
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Holy Shitsnacks! That Hassett is one ugly creepy looking fuckhead! Where do they find all these defectives?

eo's avatar

He looks like a retired professional cheerleader, which is exactly what his job requires.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Just out of curiosity, how many jobs did this fat fuck create during the Reagan administration when the rich got richer? Just like then, the rich get richer and the rest of us will probably have to eat dog food.

WTAF: that jiggles's avatar

Dog food getting expensive too! 😅🐾🐾💗💪💯

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

"Wall Street insiders say, prosperity is just around the corner." January, 1930

tehbaddr's avatar

"In fact, the faster the world transitions away from fossil fuels, the less reason there’ll be to go to war over oil."

https://media.tenor.com/8n8xg9mU43UAAAAM/mindblown-tim-and-eric.gif

Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

I vote we cancel this war and bomb Bill Maher instead

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Bill Maher has never done anything BUT bomb.

WTAF: that jiggles's avatar

Zing! 😹🤩🔥💫

WTAF: that jiggles's avatar

And Ur perfect comedic timing!! 🤩😂

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

And y'all thought vaudeville was dead...

YaJagoff's avatar

the economy is really strong...I'm just not feeling that.

tehbaddr's avatar

Well I'm liking the price of eggs, so the economy is going great!

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

See technically Hasset isn’t lying because the economy is doing great for people with a large amount of assets. But for the people who came out in truckloads to vote for Trump. Not so much. But they don’t care about those people. They all just got played again. Why? Because the GOP knows they’re stupid, racist jerks they can play in the first place. I said to some of my Trump voting friends before the election. “I’ll be fine. I’m upper middle class. I’m trying to help people like you that can’t afford healthcare or daycare or college. I have no problem paying a little more in taxes if it helps poorer people”

Clearly they didn’t listen so at this point fuck ‘em.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I would be over the moon if I owed $1 million in taxes and would be quite happy to pay it because it would mean I have PLENTY more.

WTAF: that jiggles's avatar

I literally try explain this to my Inherited CA property buddy who pays $3k year to avoid having health insurance but thinks I’m the asshole for getting medi-cal in order to stay semi functional, able work, pay rent etc lols lols

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Courtesy of Robert Reich on BlueSky:

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate — and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

clairence's avatar

Reminds me of that judge that got kickbacks for pushing all the kids into detention facility. Mullin has no reason to stem the flow of detainees, legal or not.

WTAF: that jiggles's avatar

The guards are placing bets on suicides in TX ICE facilities… so it’s demented grift all way down, every sociopath getting paid

Sherry's avatar

I wouldn’t believe a got damn thing from Temu Colin the Energy Vampire.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

WAR! Heh. Good God, y'all. WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

"Distracting from Trump/Epstein!"

Michael's avatar

I need everyone to wish me luck! With this economy so awful I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I'll be out of debt. I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask!

notaten's avatar

WithKASh in charge of the FBI I like your chances

pstokk's avatar

If the tellers say they have no access to cash, ask for a cashier's check.

eppe's avatar

Ignore the security cameras. They're just there for show.

Lucius's avatar

That guy has the most punchable face on the planet.

eppe's avatar

If he asks you if you want fries with that you really should say "No!".

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Did Martin Shikreli die and nobody told me?

Anarchy Pony's avatar

That's a competitive field in this admin...

Old guy named Bill (OGNB)'s avatar

“The Bureau of Labor Statistics jobs report for February released Friday morning shows that the economy lost 92,000 jobs last month, a far worse outcome than expected by economists…”

Trump said the US was the hottest country in the world right now. I guess the word “hot” has different meanings.

PropellerVigo's avatar

Plenty of jobs available. Look how many just freed up.

paperlesstiger's avatar

In this case it means dumpster fire.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I won't fault him for not having a bachelor's or law degree because the lack of either or both is no reflection on a person's intelligence and ability to learn new things, and I'm rather glad to see he has no experience in law enforcement because those people do nothing but lie, but not having any experience in national security, intelligence and emergency management should clearly make him unqualified for his new job.

eppe's avatar

At least Markwayne doesn't come in a package deal with Boytoy Corey.

WTAF: that jiggles's avatar

I wish the would force Corey to stay in his lols Special Position w MarkWayne in the FuckPlane 😂

tek's avatar

As far as we know.

Shallow state's avatar

To be fair, if a toilet overflows, he's your man.

Edith Prickly's avatar

I’m not sure about that. He sold the plumbing business he inherited almost immediately.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I need to go SMASH something.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

On the plus side, he can fit through a cat flap.

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

No, no he can't. But let's try it anyway.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Encino Man moves to Midwest

paul's avatar

Gas is up 30 cents in just a few days. Thanks, Biden.

tek's avatar

87 unleaded at the station in front of the local publix:

Last wednesday: $2.69

Just now: $3.49

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Dunno how much more winning I can take.