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Mara Seaforest's avatar

Best. Thank you.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

But Tennessee congressman Andy Ogles, lowlife politician and ass kisser extraordinaire to glorious leader, has just gone public - again - with an exhortation to the secretary of the interior ... to have President Pudding Brain's image carved on Mount Rushmore.

His justifications for that idea are gushing sycophancy to the max.

He doesn't seem aware that a fifth face on that mountain might lead to a rockslide which would carry it away, because the remaining rock probably isn't strong enough. Aside from practical objections, of course, the idea is nauseating.

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Brett Elliot's avatar

Dictator wannabe, Muammar Gaddafi (who also had two idiot sons) liked to wear funny-looking hats too…

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Marla's avatar

The Oval is not 'a little gem'. It looks like a gilded bordello with all that fake 'gold' crap everywhere and gilt-framed portraits and whatever they are lining the mantel of the fireplace with more gilt crap on it. Bought at Home Depot and sprayed with gold paint.

This is his idea of turning the Oval into a 'gem'? More like tarting it up. No wonder he's comfortable in it. He's selling out the US to the highest bidder.

But anal is still extra.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

I keep pudding in my fridge (chocolate with a layer of vanilla) for when my grandson wants a treat. I can't bring myself to look at it right now.

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Kathleen MacMurray's avatar

Not the yummy kind either.

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Marinara's avatar

NOOO

There’s no way I can eat my Pudding Pops Now!!!

😢

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Td van Gaalen's avatar

Why do you Americans still not see that Drumpf is always just pretending?

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Jack Newman's avatar

Trumpioca.

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nick kelly's avatar

"Donald Trump Was the Dumbest Goddam Student I Ever Had." -Professor William T. Kelley, Wharton School of Business and Finance'

And that was before his brain became pudding

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nick kelly's avatar

PS: I wonder how many of the younger House GOP realise they are going to be trying to get reelected when T is in care?

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Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

Trump does not know the word “foreboding.” Never has, never will. Now, “conceptual” he might have picked up during his days of pretending to be a builder and a real estate mogul… but “foreboding?” That’s got SS Reichsführer Miller’s name all over it. 😤

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Tessie's avatar

"A nice little cottage to stay at, right."

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You can just see him smirking with self-satisfaction over this.

I suppose that's what passes for wit when one has a double-digit IQ.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Well some people only have one digit but not Donald, and he has brain film to prove it!

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Any other president would have been retired by now. But he has control of the biggest Republican voting bloc and the GOP dare not touch him.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Pudding libelz!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

"There’s an obvious joke to be made here about a certain journalist who ought to spend some time researching and writing a book about Donald Trump’s severe and hastening mental deterioration, but that guy doesn’t deserve to have his name come up in Google search results anymore." Thank you Evan! That is exactly how that "journalist" should be referred to forever.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Assumes brain not in evidence.

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