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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Spy magazine used to use pictures of her that were HORRIBLE!!(But mean ol' Discus won't let me show them to you!)

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The Villainess+'s avatar

When Teh Donald J Trump biopic comes out on Lifetime, or QVC or whatever, young Donald Trump will be played by Jim Carrey, using prosthetics of course.

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fuflans's avatar

Remember when trump said Heidi Klum was no longer a ten?

Good times.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Of course it did.

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Mintie's avatar

I know this is a stupid question, but why do we have a president who isn't presidenting? It just seems so . . . bizarre that he basically sits around jerking off 24/7, and then once a month, for about 10 minutes, he pulls it together to fart out a policy that fucks our country up just that little bit more. I think, all told, the amount of work he's done since taking office wouldn't fill up a month of even the Shrub's administration.

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Mintie's avatar

We did? What drugs were we on that weekend?

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Mintie's avatar

There are better pics of her from the 80s; also, I wouldn't be surprised if she had a TON of plastic surgery.

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Renaissance_Man_ATL's avatar

She had extensive plastic surgery that really changed her overall look in 1990 when The Donald was having his affair with Marla Maples. Her facial structure really changed and she premiered her famous up-do hairstyle (and which the Ab Fab character Patsy Stone was modeled after). https://www.harpersbazaar.c...

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coco lurks from home's avatar

Wait... there's a thing called *second breakfast*?

Why was I not told?!

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formerChild's avatar

If she's not his type, it's not the blonde/big boobs part. It's the fact that she was born before 1995.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

The kid will be able to get his own lawyer and throw another couple charges on the Trump pile.

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Weird Fishes's avatar

thank you, thank you, thank you

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Bebecca's avatar

and he likes them dumber.

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Bebecca's avatar

and they would get a bad reputation....

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James Baskin's avatar

Stormy ain't nobody's fool. Devos? She ain't nothing but a fool.

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