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Spy magazine used to use pictures of her that were HORRIBLE!!(But mean ol' Discus won't let me show them to you!)

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When Teh Donald J Trump biopic comes out on Lifetime, or QVC or whatever, young Donald Trump will be played by Jim Carrey, using prosthetics of course.

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Remember when trump said Heidi Klum was no longer a ten?

Good times.

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Of course it did.

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I know this is a stupid question, but why do we have a president who isn't presidenting? It just seems so . . . bizarre that he basically sits around jerking off 24/7, and then once a month, for about 10 minutes, he pulls it together to fart out a policy that fucks our country up just that little bit more. I think, all told, the amount of work he's done since taking office wouldn't fill up a month of even the Shrub's administration.

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We did? What drugs were we on that weekend?

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There are better pics of her from the 80s; also, I wouldn't be surprised if she had a TON of plastic surgery.

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She had extensive plastic surgery that really changed her overall look in 1990 when The Donald was having his affair with Marla Maples. Her facial structure really changed and she premiered her famous up-do hairstyle (and which the Ab Fab character Patsy Stone was modeled after). https://www.harpersbazaar.c...

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Wait... there's a thing called *second breakfast*?

Why was I not told?!

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If she's not his type, it's not the blonde/big boobs part. It's the fact that she was born before 1995.

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The kid will be able to get his own lawyer and throw another couple charges on the Trump pile.

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thank you, thank you, thank you

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and he likes them dumber.

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and they would get a bad reputation....

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Stormy ain't nobody's fool. Devos? She ain't nothing but a fool.

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