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zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

He's gonna look like an idiot, but could his completely whackjob way of handling a debate sort of make the ground shift beneath her/our feet a little? I hope to the goddesses that the first debate hosts are hardasses who insist on at the very least making the format strict. Otherwise he might distract everyone with his shiny brand of bullshit and hijack the entire event.

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ahughes798's avatar

Trump just wants to be King.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

"he makes so many faces in the debates"....ayup, he has the best faces, absolutely terrific faces.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Vegans? The left-handed? Hybrid-car-drivers?

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Aquaria's avatar

Your typo is funny, considering who we're dealing with here, and strangely apropos.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh Turgid, cupcake - when you look at gay porn, it's not "research."

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doktorzoom's avatar

For what it's worth, you're not outraging us or upsetting us. Boring us for sure, but that's about it. Feel free to leave our comments section alone. We had a couple of laughs at the first "throbbing member," but banning you until your next spoofed IP address is now as routine as clearing out the spambots.

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Aquaria's avatar

Trump is actually more difficult to debate, because he's knowable, but he's not 100% predictable. He could come at you with absolutely anything, and you have to sort of prepare for the crazy, which is always difficult.

Hillary has a tough job here. She has to do all the normal debate prep work and prepare for crazy and be the actual moderator. Do you seriously think the spineless "official" moderators will keep Trump on track, stop him from interrupting everything she says, and bring him back to the issue at hand rather than letting him gallivant along on his Gish Gallop until the final bell rings?

Come on.

Hillary's the only one who will be left to do it. It's up to her to rein him in when he acts the ass.

And she has to do all that without losing her cool or her patience, or sighing, or getting "shrill" or any of the other stupid things she'll be accused of.

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Well now I can't edit it. ;)

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

The Tao of Derp?

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

man why you gotta ruin my fantasy and P.S. i made it all up....i mean no duh....not like Californians are dicks like Texans....always with their tantrums and threatening to secede.

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gene108's avatar

Can't you read the material on digital formats and take notes in notebooks?

Why would you need binders for the content you are studying?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Was that photo Donald's pivot toward minority outreach?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I, for one, welcome our new Manociding overlords!

WHO'S NEXT ON THE VAGENDA

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Of course they're meeting at "his golf club"! The guy never misses a chance to drag some more money out of the campaign! And you're very wrong--he's assembled a team to start his wanna-be media company. The Presidential Campaign is just publicity, a tool to get viewers, and a money-making con. The fiery failure will be his media company once his lazy stupidity and arrogance has a chance to destroy yet another venture.

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clammeringclams's avatar

Does that mean that your the one who takes care of the math around here? They promised no math so some one has to do it. If so, many many thanks. (I did love algebra though.)

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