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Why isn't the media covering the fact that this is Radical Shitweasel Errorism?!

#NOTALLWEASELS

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"My huzzbant raist 6 Brazilian Dollars for dah Vetenerians of The United States Military!"

"(Whispered) of Crimea"

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"I would totally have! But I accidentally watched an Alicia Keys video, and my T-levels were driven below Scott Adams levels. So that's why ... it's ... like that."

--Humper for Trump

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That's been photoshopped, you can tell by the nipxels!

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GO WAY!

DEBATIN'

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No, after Linen.

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He'll probably try to hire the Mormons who took care of Howard Hughes to work the event so there will be no shenanigans by someone manning the pupu platter.

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Maybe this is crazy, but I kind of feel like there are not many people who consider both presidential debates and sports ball games to be such must watch TV that they'll have trouble deciding between them. And for those people, TiVo, DVRs, You Tube, and even switching back and forth between channels are all legitimate solutions.

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Rumor has it that his toes are longer than his fingers, so yeah.

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the same time all kids are angels, while they sleep.

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He is not fit to carry Drew Barrymore's jock strap. Wait... Well, you know what I mean. Go sports team! Make the points and win the thing!

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not in indiana.

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never get out of the boat.

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I said the "f" word in front of my grandfather. I play golf.

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I bet Hillary has moves she's just itching to bust out at just the right moment. Moves that will coldcock Drumpf and his crappy team.

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But they don't work when it's foggy or you're out of beer.

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