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and then she went back to bloody where ever!

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It's always the "marketing" and the brand!

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Merely a major, did you get passed over for promotion to General by the Commentor in Chief?

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Because Money...Remember when the SC(R)OTUS said Money was Filosophy?

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Simyilar to The Wacky Yellow build up which is really just wimpy Orange!

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Now that's some Pillow tawk History...I also heard NBF wasn't so much a founder as an early member, number 7 just like, well, you know AH the hero of Munich!

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Whoa! That's a horse of a different color. I've flown out of that airport, and don't recall seeing it.

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his eyes are scary.

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Hawhaw... that 25 ft fiberglass monstrosity looks like a Matt Groenig ironic representation of ITSELF. Can only conclude that the inner Kershaw must have hated HIMSELF.

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So was Fascism. Didn't stop them from beating on the German and Italian communists to discourage people for voting for them. Of course they were quick to point out that communism was a mortal threat to the nation right before they set about destroying their nations.

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Carousel horse libel!

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A flesh wound. One that bleed so profusely that the Rivers turned red with blood, hence the historically super accurate depiction.

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The light in the 'fridge goes out when the door closes?

Other than sticking an orphan in there for a few hours, how do they know. How Do They KNOW???

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Damn, son, I believe I'd work that into my resume, if I were you.

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The Phantom knows.

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