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Asta's avatar

I'm blaming the two neurons connected by a spirochete that comprises his brain.

Asta's avatar

You give him too much credit.

Asta's avatar

Can I borrow your stapler? Your red swing line stapler?

Asta's avatar

There was an analysis of his speech which produced a diagram indicating that he speaks on a level consistent with a fifth grader's sentence construction... lemme find it... http://www.politico.com/mag... ... I misremembered...it is actually a third grader according to politico. I disagree with their opening statement, though. Hi really is an idiot.

CeeQ's avatar

I have one of those!! Prize possession 😃😃

doc_who_cuts's avatar

obama dropped more bombs than bush. bombed at least 9 sovereign nations with which we never declared war.

Empress of the Iguana People's avatar

All you humans look alike to me. I've been known to mistake people of different races for each other. but she looked a lot like my sister! Why yes, I do get a lot of odd looks. Why do you ask?

Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Just remember: All Finnish Blondes Look Alike.

AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

In honor of the occasion Melania the omniglot taught him 3 words. Of Swedish.

Moar Wordz's avatar

Was her hair sort of more platinum than blond ? She has a friend named Tyrion....

Invidosa's avatar

. . . Every once in a while I think "oh no, THIS is rock bottom". . . And every time something WORSE happens. . . God I need to drink more. . . Yup, even more. By time four years passes I'll just be bathing in booze on a daily basis

Invidosa's avatar

The BEST drugs, TREMENDOUS drugs!!

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

And no doubt about it, him having a very good brain and all.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And how seriously will they look at American manufacturers when they don't know what's going to happen to the American economy after they sign the contract?

phoenix00's avatar

So is Finland actually buying those F-18s?

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