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Asta's avatar

I'm blaming the two neurons connected by a spirochete that comprises his brain.

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Asta's avatar

You give him too much credit.

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Asta's avatar

Can I borrow your stapler? Your red swing line stapler?

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Asta's avatar

There was an analysis of his speech which produced a diagram indicating that he speaks on a level consistent with a fifth grader's sentence construction... lemme find it... http://www.politico.com/mag... ... I misremembered...it is actually a third grader according to politico. I disagree with their opening statement, though. Hi really is an idiot.

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CeeQ's avatar

I have one of those!! Prize possession 😃😃

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doc_who_cuts's avatar

obama dropped more bombs than bush. bombed at least 9 sovereign nations with which we never declared war.

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Empress of the Iguana People's avatar

All you humans look alike to me. I've been known to mistake people of different races for each other. but she looked a lot like my sister! Why yes, I do get a lot of odd looks. Why do you ask?

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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Just remember: All Finnish Blondes Look Alike.

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AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

In honor of the occasion Melania the omniglot taught him 3 words. Of Swedish.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Was her hair sort of more platinum than blond ? She has a friend named Tyrion....

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Invidosa's avatar

. . . Every once in a while I think "oh no, THIS is rock bottom". . . And every time something WORSE happens. . . God I need to drink more. . . Yup, even more. By time four years passes I'll just be bathing in booze on a daily basis

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Invidosa's avatar

The BEST drugs, TREMENDOUS drugs!!

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

And no doubt about it, him having a very good brain and all.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And how seriously will they look at American manufacturers when they don't know what's going to happen to the American economy after they sign the contract?

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

USA is with stupid.

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phoenix00's avatar

So is Finland actually buying those F-18s?

N.O.P.E. (what is that in Finnish?)http://www.thedrive.com/the...

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