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My gums bleed for him.

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Clinton has not gotten to the good stuff yet, and there is so much out there on Trump. Those negative ads practically write themselves!

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For the US, Trump would be a disaster if he won. For Trump personally, it would be a disaster if he lost. Willing to bet he rides this 'rigged' conspiracy voting theory to an exit, leaving the GOP to throw in one of the other luminaries smote by he of the tiny hands. GOP needs to just dump this guy and rebuild for 2020. You can be sure that if Trump stays and loses, not only will he be a loser, but the GOP will have an endless line of busses to hurl him under. Better for all for him to bale, bullshit his way around it and be the next Palin.

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Not disclosed on CNN is that he is a "clean freak"....requires all his wives to get a full enema before martial relations....

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She knows her expiration date is looming. Roy Batty had the same look at the end.

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Doesn't it imply that you bought it off the rack?

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I think you nailed it there. "It's a Burdensome Life," told from the perspective of Mr. Potter. How annoying it was to have that do-gooder Bailey across the street.

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Have some empathy! He obviously had to knot his own tie! No domestic servant would have bungled the job so badly.

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Vaguely apropos: Upscale seagull at the Rialto, screaming over leftovers at the fish market.

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But they HIT TRIPLES! I just strike out.

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No, no breeding experiments.

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Wise Old Owl sez: Yellow? That's mellow. Brown? Send it down. Trump--burn your house down, with votes.

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I wish my computer had a trash can... all I have is this stupid recycle bin.

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You know what else feels good? Finding the biggest color picture of Trump in the Sunday paper and lining your bird's cage with it. It's only day two and Trump's already sporting a nice filthy budgie sanchez.

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Plus, pink.Could be the symbolic inner labia surrounded by the dark outer lips.

Okay, I'm channeling some of American underbelly collective unconscious. It got weird.

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Why does Trump live in Willy Wonka's factory? Weird!

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