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Go for it Don!If Trump brings up Bill Clinton's infidelities during the next debate, here's how I suggest that Hillary responds to him:"Help me out here with the timeline Don... are you talking about while you were with Marla and cheating on your first wife, or while you were with Melania and cheating on your second wife, or while you were with your third wife - because I'm a little confused about dates involved in your question... but maybe it's not fair for me to mention them, because they're not running for office and like my husband, have nothing to do with this debate other than for you to show everyone how desperate you are."

Gene Grossman, author - www.LegalMystery.com

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Yeah, I got one this morning that said; "The GOP is beating us!" Apparently if I don't hand over my credit card RIGHT NOW we're all going to die.

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I love it!! You're up there with the best writers of fiction!

(Too bad that asshole ISN'T in a damned wheelchair!")

Oh please, Debate God! ----- PLEASE let Trump attack the wife of a serial adulterer so she can expose what he is too! (only tackier than Bill!)

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Aw shucks! You praise me too much!

*****blush!*****

After he loses in November will anyone visit him in the Rehabilitation Hospital? In his world losers are bagged and tossed aside when they fail.

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Hillary just schlonged the hell out of trump on Monday night. We should thank him for introducting that verb into political theatre last year -- I will bet that that jackass has NEVER in his putrid life been SCHLONGED so damned hard by even a man!

Hillary is "da man!"

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"And they blamed the lack of time spent on preparing a game plan in the first place."

Secretary Clinton had the same amount of time. And she's a girl.

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Advising anyone to attack Hillary Clinton sounds like a really, really bad strategy. Trump is going to be even more of an orange grease spot on the floor than he already is.

I am so looking forward to telling Trump he's fired.

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Coke's no good for the long haul. He could probably get through that 90 minutes with crystal meth.

But he would be even more surly and boorish.

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"Amphetamines also can cause changes to your behavior and mind. You can have symptoms of paranoid psychosis, where you feel as if people are watching you or out to get you. You also may have hallucinations of being in different places and times. People taking amphetamines long term also may exhibit violent or aggressive behavior. If you experience these symptoms, discontinue use of your diet pills."

Now I've heard people saying, good people, reliable people, who've been saying that Drumpf was openly pounding 'diet pills' like they were Flintstones vitamins back in the day...And so I wonder, is the 2016 Republican presidential candidate a gibbering garbage fire because he fried his pre-frontal cortex with prescription amphetamines for a decade? I don't know, that's just what people say, I'm just asking the question.

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Do they make a Viagra that renders your brain action-ready for 4 hours instead of your dick?

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I hate to say this, but I miss President Cheney, bless his tiny shriveled black heart. He was a world-class statesman next to this ass clown.

Amazing how fast the bar has been lowered.

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Won't he have to stand without a lectern to lean on and death-grip? We'll see who lacks stamina.

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Wow. Is this story for realsies or Cool Story Bro? Cuz it's a very cool story.

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Thanks. Sometimes I just gotta fictionalize how I see things because the reality is too much to bear.

And sometimes it has to be gritty.

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