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The war time Brits were good at prop and disinformation. It has to be CREDIBLE. Who the fuck would posit a Clinton sex ring and think of Hillary?

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It's filed with Trump's tax returns

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Any news of his extraordinary secret plan for Syria?

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One of our problems is reliance on the 'youth vote' that rarely materializes.

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Then it's Ryan.

We lost, or had stolen, the election. There's no way we are going to replace a republican president with a democratic one without an election.

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Only the ones who haven't bolstered their courage with half a case of Keystone.

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Probably the last words that NSC aide heard.

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Never read eat the comments!

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'So, Donald, what does my "premium membership" get me?''Err... do you speak Norwegian?'

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'They're secretaries, so they just take dictation and type stuff and show a little leg, right?'

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Ja, ja! jeg snakker norsk. Jeg kan få jobben nå?

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The Skeksis would be considered overqualified.

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So sadly, the unhinged crazy bastard will do the least harm as long as he doesn't drop the bomb.

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"Dig 'im up!"

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Anyone whom the Trump gang thinks is "okay" is obviously NOT "okay". He may seem sane today, but that's because no one has yet discovered the imprisoned sex slaves in his basement. Or his private water-boarding dungeon. Or his secret arms deals with Pakistan, Iran, and North Korea.

If Trump thinks he's good, he's not good.

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