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WHITE HOUSE REVEALS TRUMP OLYMPIC MEDALS

Bronze: For the Hurdles

Silver: For the Pole Vault

Gold: For the Shit Putt

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GhostofaGirl's avatar

Trump: "The United States will not let men steal trophies from women at the 2028 Olympics."

Yeah, because you know, that's trump's job. Like how he took the trophy from the FIFA team and put it in the (now very white trashy) oval office.

Why are he and the idiots around him so obsessed with the gender of athletes? 🤔

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Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Shhhh! Trump is a transgender Olympic golfer. Pass it on.

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kmblue187's avatar

"Fuck that shit." A brief statement that entirely sums it up, Trump may be the worst trasher of the Olympics in U.S. history. The geezer who always says "This was the best Olympics ever (until Atlanta) will say "This was the supremo bestest greatest Olympics ever!" so Trump will let him live.

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Mart's avatar

I've been going on about this since the press determined Biden is fucking old last spring. That was when I watched a video of Trump at a California GOP meeting going on and on and on about the fucking water in northern Cal., and the tiny fucking fish, not doing so well by the way, a giant fucking valve, larger than this room, (wave arm in circles), so big it takes four large men 24 hours to open. That the water behind this valve, when opened, will turn central valley green, providing billions and billions to our farmers, and we love our farmers, don't we? And the smelly rich people in Beverly Hills, that have to take drip, drip, drip showers could take real showers. But Newscum won't allow it because of the little fish. A couple days later another version of this speech is given to Fox's Levin. Pieces of it end up here and there on the campaign speeches, but they seemed to have largely talked him down off the magic valve during the campaign. Then after becoming El Presidente II, he starts in again. Somebody made the Army Corp dump billions of gallons reserved for Central Valley summer irrigation into a dry desert river bed in the winter. He now is taking credit for ending LA fires (don't get me started) and turning Central Valley green. But remember, Biden is fucking old.

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Rick Jacobs's avatar

But the 1936 Olympics worked out so well for Hitler.

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Dina's avatar

Unlike, apparently, a lot of people here, I love the Olympics. Every four years (or two years since after 1992), for roughly two weeks since 1964, I've parked myself in front of the TV to watch as much of it as I can. I'm pretty good at Olympics trivia, too! It absolutely sickens me that Assface has taken over the '28 LA Olympics while, at the same time, reduced the United States to an authoritarian state that no one in their right mind from another country should want to go to. I think, just like the 1916, 1940, 1944, and 2020 Olympics, it should be canceled or postponed indefinitely, if not simply handed off by the IOC to someplace else in North America due to safety concerns for everyone involved. "His" World Cup should be taken away, as well, although it's probably too late for that. I'm just hoping that, by some miracle, that bloviating pusbag won't be around for 2028 so he can't take his stupid victory lap for it if it IS still held in LA.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Imbeciles, Inbreds, and Fuckups is the Cher album we never wanted, never asked for, and, thankfully, never got.

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Haven't watched since the 90s, so nothing of value was lost.

And memo to Fox Noise, *this* is what politization of something looks like.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When the networks decided no one was interested in non-Americans, and that people were more interested in the "story" rather than the competition, it went downhill real fast.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Personally, I believe hosting the Olympics is a bad deal for every city on earth that's been the host in modern times.

That said, how are the plans coming for the Epstein Memorial Ballroom™️?

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Regret's avatar

I don't know about every city, Lillehammer did alright. Though you could argue Lillehammer is a town.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Can I say I won these athletically?"

"Yes, you can. But no, no you may not."

"Huh?"

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Menotsure's avatar

It's a shame that Leni Reifenstahl won't be around to make a film of it.

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clairence's avatar

"Strong testing" means he's gonna wander through the locker rooms like it's one of his pageants.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

He keeps talking about how "We'll" be doing "strong testing." Who precisely is this "We" that will be doing this testing? Why would the Federal Government be involved at all, let alone the Executive Branch?

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archy's avatar

It's a crying shame any place in the U.S. invites the Olympic scam into their city.

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AdmNaismith's avatar

LA has a myriad of regularly used venues and places to put athletes, so we're in a position of making money instead of building billion dollar stadia no one will ever use again.

That said, having that chucklefuck 'in charge' means we will lose money in every way possible.

And for any other city, it's a losing proposition even without TFG.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

We can all agree that Sir exhibits the less appealing traits of the "animal world". Like severe Fight / Flight imbalances, attacking weaker and smaller prey, and eating the young. But most of all Sir is very heavily -- ¡not a pun! -- committed to Scenting. Rubbing his oils, sweats, dead skin, and of course the discharge of all his apocrine glands -- located primarily in the armpits, groin, and around the nipples -- on all Sir comes near.

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Owlftr13's avatar

Every country should pull out of the Olympics next year. If individual athletes want to come, that's on them. I won't be watching.

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3FingerPete's avatar

"Will I be allowed to say that I won them athletically?”

"I suspect you will, regardless."

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