Not sexy. If you are Russia, you probably have been getting really tired of waiting for Hillary Clinton to accidentally reply to your fake emails from "notrussiaLOL@yahoo.com" with all the US nuclear codes and secrets and whatnot. (Unless Russia hacked the NSA
If you haven't been following this dude on the Twitter machine, you really really should. Has been writing 4-line Turnip playlets since June. Today's "intelligence" briefing takes place in a Sbarro, with the shouty sargeant from "Full Metal Jacket".
Despite the existence of a fossilized muffler Trump bought on eBay, Moses did not lead the Children of Israel out of Egypt in a fleet of shiny new church buses.
That would be hilarious! I'd love it if the CIA would start off each sentence with "well, people are saying that Sharia law is creeping into Oklahoma" and "the war on Christmas is REAL!!!"
Yeah okay, the appearance of Dr. Jill Stein at a Moscow celebration of Putin's hideously lying propaganda channel RT makes me actively dislike her, and think she is a dupe and a moron, Doctor or not. Forget it.
"So instead I am confronted by two painful choices: Vote for the most divisive political figure in the past 25 years or throw away my vote on a kooky Libertarian ticket."
This enrages me! The reason "crooked Hillary" is "divisive" is because Republicans have created a virtual industry out of demonizing her.
If you haven't been following this dude on the Twitter machine, you really really should. Has been writing 4-line Turnip playlets since June. Today's "intelligence" briefing takes place in a Sbarro, with the shouty sargeant from "Full Metal Jacket".
https://twitter.com/onlxn
...with votes...
Despite the existence of a fossilized muffler Trump bought on eBay, Moses did not lead the Children of Israel out of Egypt in a fleet of shiny new church buses.
Dirt is not an element on the Periodic Table.
Also, this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.baltimoresun.com...
I'd be tempted to slip in some particular made up details like the Americans did with Midway, and see if anything showed up in the chatter...
Zombie Reagan must be rolling in his grave...
talk about the devil's threesome...
i like marshmallow fluff, not those mini things.
That would be hilarious! I'd love it if the CIA would start off each sentence with "well, people are saying that Sharia law is creeping into Oklahoma" and "the war on Christmas is REAL!!!"
Yeah okay, the appearance of Dr. Jill Stein at a Moscow celebration of Putin's hideously lying propaganda channel RT makes me actively dislike her, and think she is a dupe and a moron, Doctor or not. Forget it.
"So instead I am confronted by two painful choices: Vote for the most divisive political figure in the past 25 years or throw away my vote on a kooky Libertarian ticket."
This enrages me! The reason "crooked Hillary" is "divisive" is because Republicans have created a virtual industry out of demonizing her.
Yep, he's a turd. He put that poor wretched woman on stage and let her go on and on for hours.
They should all start with "people are saying..."
Those Star Trek critters that Leslie Knope told everyone were in the water...
That was one of the worst things I've ever seen at a convention. Hell, it was one of the worst things I've ever seen, anywhere.