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Amy!'s avatar

He won't have you casting aspersions on his asparagus!

Or brassica, as the case may be. No aspersions!

Unforgotten's avatar

More polite? No.More fun? No.More sane? No.Then what?Less pathetic.

bobbert's avatar

Just because somebody should say it: "Christ, what an asshole". And, no, that wasn't a question.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

He's his own grandmaw.....

malsperanza's avatar

All in all, I'd rather have him in Congress than serving as a judge. God knows how many innocent people he sent to jail.

gahermit's avatar

and we pay these people 174000$ a year plus expenses

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And yet Hastert had no trouble stashing away $17 million. He must have had a 100-year career.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Obligatory literary reference...

SterWonk's avatar

" I find it unlikely he randomly pulled out an image of the first socialist Grand Nagus"

Good point! Well trolled, Dok. ;->

Doloras Funkette's avatar

And their killing argument is: the US did it to the Sioux and the Cherokee, why can't we do it to the Arabs? Is it because we're JEWS?! Why are Jews the only white people not allowed to shoo off browns and steal their land? ANTISEMITISM!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How did Texas Rethugs manage to gerrymander an entire district out of mental defectives?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's recursive: to be X stupid, and still think that he's smart, he has to be 2X stupid. Which he is. But to be 2X stupid and still think he's smart, he has to be 4X stupid. Etc., ad infinitum.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's felony judge, and then there's felony judge.

bobbert's avatar

I don't think East Texas was much of a stretch.