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"they can't get in the Son's light"

Reminded of an old joke.

Michael Jackson was walking on the beach when he stopped next to a young mother.

"Hey", she said. "Get out of my sun!"

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Gremlins, really? What a foolish man. Everyone knows that gays are more like leprechauns. They enjoy colorful dress, love music and dance and I'm told if you grab them in the right way you just might end up with their lucky charms.

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You mean there's actually someone who is <em>too</em> crazy for South Carolina Republicans to support? Isn't that kind of, you know, impossible?

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"Look away from this scourge on society and condemn it. Starve it out and actively stand against this movement and those pushing it."

Small world! I say the same exact thing about the GOP!

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And then what do you wear to the Klan rally, amirite?

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"Not As Funny As You'd Expect Ass Goblins in Auschwitz to Be"

Possibly my favorite review of all time.

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Wait . . . he's too nucking futz for the <i>South Carolina</i> GOP? The same folks who made <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/562461\/pro-life-sociopath-todd-kincannon-has-simple-solution-for-ebola-execute-all-patients" target="_blank">Todd (kill all the Ebola patients) Kincannon</a> executive director? That kind of crazy belongs in the Guiness Book of Records.

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