Whether you're of the Judeo-Christian persuasion or one of those exotic religions, you're probably required to give gifts to people some time in the next month. We here at Wonkette understand that this is patently unfair. Why should you have to sacrifice any portion of your earnings to, for example, the lazy
Yes indeed, why on earth is the Wonkette not pushing its own wares, at all, ever, they've never done that in the least ;)
Also too, Pandagon has some <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/12\/05\/a-new-t-shirt-line-for-spencer-gifts\/" target="_blank">natty T-shirts</a> that any guy would love...
Good for you! Charity only hobbles their resolve.
All gifts you buy should be for <i>you.</i>
I got a tattoo in Las Cruces.
It was before the blahunist seized control of the country.
That&#039;s using your noggin.
Even better than a Romney/Ryan bumper sticker, which fairly screams &quot;give me a wide berth&quot;...
We outgrow that level of candor.
Darn liberal capitalists.
Oh, ausgezeichnet.
You can&#039;t fool me: there ain&#039;t no such thing as a Sanity Clause. ~<strike>Karl</strike>Chico Marx
my perfect galt holiday gift arrived with the arrest of the wingnut baldwin for tax-dodging.
that is seriously the ugliest goddamn thing i&#039;ve ever seen.
<i>consider taking them to see ASII</i>
i read that as ASCII and it&#039;s about as relevant.
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Yes indeed, why on earth is the Wonkette not pushing its own wares, at all, ever, they&#039;ve never done that in the least ;)
Also too, Pandagon has some <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/12\/05\/a-new-t-shirt-line-for-spencer-gifts\/" target="_blank">natty T-shirts</a> that any guy would love...
<i>Give The Gift That Keeps on Giving</i>
Like something in a nice STD perhaps?