As a lovely holiday gift for the president (not a Christmas gift; he doesn't get one), the geniuses at Dead Breitbart's Home For Creative Assholery have floated a doozy of an idea -- though only time will tell whether it's a floater or a sinker.
Every time one of these dipshits uses the C word, I can&#039;t help but be reminded of <a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-c,2849\/" target="_blank">Area Man Kyle Mortenson</a>...
Oooh, oooh, oooh guys I know what we do! Why doesn&#039;t Congress pass Obama a note that says John Boener totally likes him and wants to meet him for a drink, but when Obama gets there he&#039;s like totally stood up. But then Lindsey Graham&#039;s there and he tells Obama that what he&#039;s doing to the Constitution is like totally not cool and nobody in Congress is going to hang out with him anymore. So he better take back his executive action or none of the cool kids will even talk to him for like ever, and Obama is never going to be invited to congress ever again and Michelle has man arms.
Yeah, that&#039;ll be so cool. That&#039;ll show him.
Capitol Hill Cage Match?
&quot;Fuck you guys, I&#039;ve got houses to build,&quot;
to be precise.
This here. The State of the Union Press Conference.
Mark my words, this Kenyan emperor king will be issuing illegal executive orders granting blanket amnesty to wattled poultry ANY DAY NOW!!!! INPEACH!
To be fair, they started off pretty silly, and it hasn&#039;t faded much, either.
Every time one of these dipshits uses the C word, I can&#039;t help but be reminded of <a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-c,2849\/" target="_blank">Area Man Kyle Mortenson</a>...
Union? Sounds socialist.
Alternative plan: Have some Johnny Reb Republican yell &quot;you lie&quot; during the speech.
What, too rude?
Does he think that if they just turn out all the lights on Capitol Hill, the President will just give up and go back to Chicago?
<i>&quot;...also disinvited to their birthday party because he has Tyranny Cooties.&quot;</i>
Well <i>played</i>, Dok. Well played.
&quot;Hostile reception?&quot;
Every year the Republican Senators and Congress Critters fall over themselves asking our President to autograph copies his Address.
Oooh, oooh, oooh guys I know what we do! Why doesn&#039;t Congress pass Obama a note that says John Boener totally likes him and wants to meet him for a drink, but when Obama gets there he&#039;s like totally stood up. But then Lindsey Graham&#039;s there and he tells Obama that what he&#039;s doing to the Constitution is like totally not cool and nobody in Congress is going to hang out with him anymore. So he better take back his executive action or none of the cool kids will even talk to him for like ever, and Obama is never going to be invited to congress ever again and Michelle has man arms.
Yeah, that&#039;ll be so cool. That&#039;ll show him.