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Crystal Grubbs's avatar

Republicans are still the stupid party and boy does it show. They've let a con man tank the economy all for tax cuts for their rich donors and to line their own pockets. I hope they start jumping out of high-rises.

Amy!'s avatar

Plus it has a dick, right on the banknote, so you can tell you're getting righteously screwed!

CC Vet's avatar

With a dark wind in my no-name horse's hair

SterWonk's avatar

Including multiple casinos!

Petunia Cat's avatar

Well that’s just it, the structure of the economy is all intertwined with them to a degree that is just so 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱. It’s not about friggin Exxon it’s about the whole economy as some giant bizarre organism. They were trying to keep alive, in an aquarium.

Petunia Cat's avatar

With that name I always expect him to have a quasi-British accent. And he doesn’t he sounds like he just got off the bus from Buffalo. ‘Austan Goolsbee’ sounds like somebody who The Avengers, the real ones with whatshisname and Mrs. Peel, would’ve come across.

rtpoeman's avatar

John Steed, played with aplomb by Patrick Macnee....

Petunia Cat's avatar

😂🤣 I keep reading about toilet paper hoarding, TBF mostly on Twitter. The talking not the hoarding. 🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻 So I went to my neighbourhood drugstore that’s just around the corner today to see if it was going to be all out of toilet paper. Nope it was status quo. Bought some. Just one cask because 🤷🏻‍♀️ situation seems OK.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

When there is smoke in the skies and blood in the streets, the 1% will relocate to Europe or other greener pastures.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

the ending to that sentence has sooooo many possibilities: 'I mean, I guess there's a *possibility* the Americans won't do something stupid, but ... I haven't seen any airborne porcine lately.'Discuss ;)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I would be all in... if I wasn't such a fucking suckass liar."