When I was pregnant with my oldest daughter it was the 90s and I was still wearing babydoll dresses and doc martens. We went to a zoo that had a tall platform which allowed feeding of the giraffes. My giraffe dutifully accepted her cup of (carrots?) then for dessert stuck the entirety of her tongue down the front of my babydoll dress.
Lemme tell you. You’ve never really been sticky til you’ve been giraffe slobber sticky.
Giraffes need those tongues because they have that arid climate animal spit. It's thick, viscous and sticky... At least they don't direct it at people, like camels...
I think there’s a reason Trump doesn’t cross his legs, and it has nothing to do with the size of his balls. It’s the size of his gut that prevents him from doing so.
Mike Johnson keeps acting like chaos is a threat, when really it’s just the GOP’s love language. Every time he says “we’ll shut it all down,” the angels of irony crack open another beer.
I'd visit because it would finally be Under New Management!
Now, if only the geriatric Senior Center commonly known as the Democratic Party Leadership got the message... keep the bruisers and retire the cruisers.
Charlotte Clymer is far more generous to Kim Davis than me. Davis is a sad, vicious little woman who abused her authority to gatekeep a relationship she routinely failed at, then tried to paint herself as the victim. I'm sure she's never been happy a day in her life and she should keep her misery to herself instead of spreading it around.
For some reason the local tv and radio really pushed early voting this year, and I am glad they did. My county is a blue county in a sea of red, so the Mayor race and the city council races are pretty much a done deal, but the judges running really need some extra support.
A reminder that local elections are very important in day to day things. Most normal people could give a rats ass who's running NYC, or Virginia, but the things done at city hall and in the court rooms affect us all the time! I'm hoping all the protesting this year results in higher turnout for local elections across the land.
If Dick Cheney wants to get into Heaven, here's his opportunity. Please, Dick, help us from the other side? Push that orange menace down the stairs of Air Force One. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
He could have a list, like the Labors of Hercules. If he completes these 10 tasks he only has to spend half of eternity in hell and the rest in purgatory. Violently pushing the fatass down the stairs of AF1 and incapacitating him could be his first Labor. He could then give Scalito some sort of dreadfully immobilizing and painful affliction that forces them to retire from SCOTUS.
With all the talk about Gatsby, I decided to watch the Leo version for about 3 bucks on Prime. I'm up to the point where Nick brings Daisy to meet Jay for tea and they seem to be hitting it off. To be honest, this flick ain't really tripping my trigger. Guess I'll finish it later.
Giraffes have pretty nifty tongues. Learn more here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/catchin-raindrops-the-giraffe-method
And your Election Day meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/8072b891-2814-47cb-a302-88378b848192?utm_source=share
Vote, vote, vote and make those baby stouts proud.
Giraffes make Gene Simmons jealous.
like giraffes,
chows and shar peis also too have purple tongues,
and give 'purple kisses'
Impressive eyelashes, also too!
Candy is dandy
but licker is slicker
Snow.....
These are the flakes that we like.
Who you sticking your tongue out at?
When I was pregnant with my oldest daughter it was the 90s and I was still wearing babydoll dresses and doc martens. We went to a zoo that had a tall platform which allowed feeding of the giraffes. My giraffe dutifully accepted her cup of (carrots?) then for dessert stuck the entirety of her tongue down the front of my babydoll dress.
Lemme tell you. You’ve never really been sticky til you’ve been giraffe slobber sticky.
babydoll dresses and doc martens work.
was this near Richmond va?
What, you know that giraffe?
Giraffes are champion lickers!
That's what she said!
Giraffes can't enjoy a morning cup of coffee, because it's always cold by the time it reaches their stomachs.
When I stick my tongue out
I do it just for laughs
That doesn't seem to be the case
For rubber-necked giraffes
They do it to seize foodstuffs
And soak up drops of rain
It takes big tongues to just survive,
Out on the arid plain.
Giraffes need those tongues because they have that arid climate animal spit. It's thick, viscous and sticky... At least they don't direct it at people, like camels...
...or llamas. How do I know that? Oh, I know.
Getting around acacia thorns requires dexterity, too.
My kids loved going to Binder Park Zoo and feeding the giraffes when they were smol. The tongue is definitely impressive!
I especially like the way that giraffe savors its drink.
Impressive!
Awww..I love a giraffe, such elegant weirdos!
Watch the PBS documentary Tall Blonds! The More You Know...
Eat them up, yum!
You've got it wrong - it's "Yum, yum, eat 'em up!:
Upfist for the Little Rascals reference!
Oh wow, there's a set of memories just surfaced.
Thanks for the reminder - I couldn’t remember where I had heard that before!
Not when it's Fish Heads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No
I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in
Tell that to Dr. Demento!
I see where the article's title comes from. Remember to patronize your local taco truck.
I wish the links to NYTs in articles and non comments were actually readable by ME and anyone else who does not have a subscription to NYTs.
"Trump saw a segment on Fox News. Within an hour, he was laser-focused on Christians’ treatment in Nigeria"
https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/politics/trump-nigeria-military-action-threat
Presidential toot, today: “Any Jewish person that votes for Zohran Mamdani, a proven and self professed JEW HATER, is a stupid person!!!”
I think there’s a reason Trump doesn’t cross his legs, and it has nothing to do with the size of his balls. It’s the size of his gut that prevents him from doing so.
So hes just admitting that Republicans have nothing to offer people in DC and Puerto Rico
Mike Johnson keeps acting like chaos is a threat, when really it’s just the GOP’s love language. Every time he says “we’ll shut it all down,” the angels of irony crack open another beer.
I wonder how many people will Come to New York with Mamdani as mayor.
I'd visit because it would finally be Under New Management!
Now, if only the geriatric Senior Center commonly known as the Democratic Party Leadership got the message... keep the bruisers and retire the cruisers.
Probably a lot. Why wouldnt they?
Charlotte Clymer is far more generous to Kim Davis than me. Davis is a sad, vicious little woman who abused her authority to gatekeep a relationship she routinely failed at, then tried to paint herself as the victim. I'm sure she's never been happy a day in her life and she should keep her misery to herself instead of spreading it around.
For some reason the local tv and radio really pushed early voting this year, and I am glad they did. My county is a blue county in a sea of red, so the Mayor race and the city council races are pretty much a done deal, but the judges running really need some extra support.
A reminder that local elections are very important in day to day things. Most normal people could give a rats ass who's running NYC, or Virginia, but the things done at city hall and in the court rooms affect us all the time! I'm hoping all the protesting this year results in higher turnout for local elections across the land.
This government is unhinged.
https://substack.com/profile/5870746-the-covfefes-asap/note/c-173502833?r=3htwa&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web
I hope someone's keeping an archive of these batshit insane government pages, so we can explain all this to future generations when it's over
If Dick Cheney wants to get into Heaven, here's his opportunity. Please, Dick, help us from the other side? Push that orange menace down the stairs of Air Force One. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
He could have a list, like the Labors of Hercules. If he completes these 10 tasks he only has to spend half of eternity in hell and the rest in purgatory. Violently pushing the fatass down the stairs of AF1 and incapacitating him could be his first Labor. He could then give Scalito some sort of dreadfully immobilizing and painful affliction that forces them to retire from SCOTUS.
Tab's and Coffee in the Morning ☕💯👍
Pics later would be wunnerful !
With all the talk about Gatsby, I decided to watch the Leo version for about 3 bucks on Prime. I'm up to the point where Nick brings Daisy to meet Jay for tea and they seem to be hitting it off. To be honest, this flick ain't really tripping my trigger. Guess I'll finish it later.