Why is that cop putting on rubber gloves and coming towards me, you might be wondering next time you are pulled over for littering and live in Texas and see a cop coming towards you wearing rubber gloves. Oh THAT, don't worry about that, just close your eyes and think of England! This is what Texas cops told a woman and her niece moments before giving them full body cavity searches right by the side of the road, in full view of everyone, because they "smelled marijuana." (They did not say to think of England, but they did say don't worry, and also, they did not change gloves.)
However, I'm with SorosBot. Texas is long gone and replaced by the great state of Shitstorm. They execute a prisoner per week there. It's long past time we stopped letting that cesspool influence national policy.
I was wondering if the male trooper has 27 eight-by-ten glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph describing each one . . . Then I just thought, "Walk right in, it's around the back . . . "
Ann Richards, Barbara Jordan.
However, I'm with SorosBot. Texas is long gone and replaced by the great state of Shitstorm. They execute a prisoner per week there. It's long past time we stopped letting that cesspool influence national policy.
I won't go there anymore.
So maybe that extra splash of "Sativa" cologne wasn't such a good idea after all?
I was wondering if the male trooper has 27 eight-by-ten glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph describing each one . . . Then I just thought, "Walk right in, it's around the back . . . "
You can still smell pot when it's tucked inside a person's anus? I did not know that.
The police were actually looking for Rick Perry's brain.