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Lou's avatar

Americans - go to your YouTube, search for the channel and report it for spam/misinformation

eddi-SABH's avatar

Trump's not mad. He's totally cray-cray. Nutso. Loony Tune. Insane in the membrane. Gone out to lunch and never coming back.

beb's avatar

Dear Laura Loomer, when given a choice between End-Stage Capitalism and Communism, communism doesn't sound so bad. Given a choice between Christian Nationalism and Islam, Islam does sound so bad, Given a choice between Fake News and Reality-Based Science, science sounds damned good,

Devon Williams's avatar

Calling them Delta House is an insult to Delta House. They are Omegas, weak, timid, afraid, and in desperate need of an Alpha to put them in their place.

Ron Spangler's avatar

"robo-filled titles" looked like "roto-tilled titties" and I need new glasses.

Axomamma's avatar

Kaitlin Collins is dumb (see? it has a B!). She's making herself the story. What she shouted at Trump was not a question, it was a statement. You'd think she'd know by now that press events like this are not sit-down interviews where one states a premise and then asks what the interviewee thinks. Why couldn't she just ask "when is this pointless war on Iran going to end."

I have zero sympathy for her, CNN, or any of the other banned media outlets. They're like a bunch of people who killed their parents crying that now they're orphans.

LOU LOU's avatar

1,250 people fell asleep while watching Trump TV. This is so embarrassing.

Erisian's avatar

Trump TV

* Trump Steaks (and Trump Steakhouse)

* Trump University

* Trump Shuttle

* Trump Atlantic City casinos

* "Donald J. Trump Presents The Ultimate Merger" (a TV dating show spun off from The Apprentice. Season one had twelve eejits, personally selected by the Fulvous Fuckwad, competing for a chance to date Omarosa and cancelled after season two)

* Trump Golden Ale (renamed Chinga Tu Pelo -- “Fuck your hair" -- beer)

* Trump Vodka (just relaunched by Tweedle Dumb as a Rock, ½ the brothers comedy team of TweedleDJTJ & Tweedle Dumb as a Rock)

* Donald Trump, The Fragrance

* GoTrump.com (opened in 2006, shuttered in 2007)

* Donald J. Trump Foundation (charity closed in 2018 due to "legal issues")

* Trump Home (cheap-ass "upscale" furniture)

* Trump Mortgage Services/Trump Mortgage LLC ("I think it's a great time to start a mortgage company [...] the real estate market is going to be very strong for a long time to come." Pres Developer Dumbass in 2006, two years before the housing bubble burst in 2008)

Note: highly abridged list and leaves out all his self-naming asshattery over the past decade.

fnord

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Trump is like the celebrity that claims to despise the paparazzi, that they’re just so vile and unnecessary. And then have their assistant notify them of their schedule and then go out in full makeup and a designer outfit to the grocery store.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I love this transcript so much! Here's the applause play by play:

00:48 Trump steps up to ribbon with giant scissors

02:03 Ribbon gets snipped

06:25 Marine gets into helicopter and shuts its doors

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

What happens when a useful idiot becomes undeniably and permanently useless? Fucking Fox News defies Trump.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

You could test the ability of any primate, even any mammal, to choose the human in the top photo who is intelligent, thoughtful, and kind. Every one of the test subjects would get a reward.

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

The great thing about Youtube channels is they're so easy to ignore.

Alternative Dog's avatar

See that photo of Trump and Mamdani at the top of Dok's post? Mamdani's height is around 5'11". Just sayin'.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

One of these men is lying about his height and insisting his doctors lie about it too. Whichever of the two can that be?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

It's a YouTube Channel. Trump is a Youtuber now. A content creator.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

A common Tucker Carlson.