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Pig Bodine's avatar

TRUMP: You said you were boycotting me. You shouldn't be here. Stop it.

Voice: Sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru...

Meccalopolis's avatar

A disloyal judge? Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I have no desire to watch or listen to the ravings of any madman, let alone That Thing in the Offal Office. The press should abandon him entirely. He, BiBi, and Putin should be sitting in adjacent cells in The Hague. Too bad we're not signatories to the ICC.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Erin Burnett on Tuesday compared the White House’s newly launched 24/7 video stream to state television in authoritarian North Korea. “You’re not being punked. This is real. It’s called Trump TV. It’s 24 hours of Trump re-airing what the White House calls, ‘major remarks and must-see highlights.’” “It’s a weird sort of form of state TV,” she continued. “I mean, right now, with everything going on, people want to rewatch his inauguration?” “It’s kind of reminiscent of what you would find in North Korea,” she added. “That’s called KCTV and it’s dedicated, every airing, to pretty much every public appearance by their leader, whether it’s an amusement park or a military facility, and they repeatedly air Kim Jong un’s remarks again and again. It sounds familiar.”

[Human potato head] White House Communications Director Steven Cheung, in a statement to The Daily Beast, hit back at Burnett, calling her “a racist and a r*****d.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/steven-cheung-erin-burnett_n_6ab36b0ae4b043d6b569dd19?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Antifa Commander's avatar

I’m not sure it’s working out, though. Ignore the baby, and he immediately goes to the UN and threatens to nuke Iran!

mtn_socialist's avatar

I shun that

I shun that

I shun that

Trump TV 🎶

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I think Pedo47 is the one obsessed with Kaitlin Collins. He doesn’t have to call on her all the time, but he can’t help himself.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Well there's no TrumpTV content now, but in the future?

Usha Vance - "How to Sell Your Soul"

Katie Miller - "Pooping them out for the Cause"

Steve Witcoff - "Autocrats, and How to Love Them"

Sean Duffy - "Travels with Sean"

Jennifer Hegseth - "Being the Power behind the Throne"

Natalie Harp - "How to Juggle Them"

Pete Hegseth - "Exercise Cheats"

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Kash Patel - “Beer Pong Master Class.”

Mike Johnson - “How to Lie Like a Condescending Little Prick.”

Howard Lutnick - “Utter Shamelessness for Dummies.”

Marco Rubio - “Self-Respect is Overrated.”

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Marine One engine noise, check. Anytime his audio is missing, dubbing in the accordion to match his hand motions would be entertaining as well.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Again. Not having to be insulted by that asshole on teevee is sweet relief

Antifa Commander's avatar

Soon we will look like the UK.

Breaking up, with the non-English bits joining the EU?

Kateorite's avatar

Curious to see how this change in/of coverage from the WH affects the war/oil grift yo yo.

clairence's avatar

TrumpTV sounds like Amazon "live" tv or any of the other cheap subscription services that play reruns all day without context.

But this could simply be phase one: disarm the dissent with blandness until nobody's paying attention any more.

clairence's avatar

I hope the press continues to boycott. I also would like for them to ignore him when he's at a place where they are. With the Mamdani thing, they could have specifically directed all their questions to Mamdani. And who needs to ask him anything at the UN that isn't already in his hate-filled stream-of-consciousness address? I mean, I believe being around the press and them not caring would be even worse for him than them not there at all.

PrimerGray's avatar

I just thought of something else to play over Assface’s blarping.

Rush guitar player Alex Lifeson’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction speech.