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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Low rates are only good for deadbeats who want easy uncollateralized loans they never intend to repay. Trump knows all about THAT.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Ivankavirus

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guzzimike's avatar

You're probably right. She likely has already registered the trademark.

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Raven's avatar

... at least in China.

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StarJamma's avatar

If you get there before me, save me a seat.

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Glia's avatar

Being beholden to two small children myself, I can say with some certainty that the vast majority of children's books are written with much more style and nuance than a Trump Toilet Tweet.

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StarJamma's avatar

He's a deliberate, sober turtle.

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Norbrook's avatar

It's the best virus! Huge! Bigly! Gold plated!

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bobbert's avatar

That was strangely specific

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VandeGraf's avatar

There was an idiot who put a plastic molding plant under by working in excess of 70% for a major international supplier. They left, he lost practically all his employees. So what did he do? He started a financial consultancy that focused on industrial investments. As might have been expected, that went under too. He was practically a cartoon of an egomaniac. He walked around with a bevy of yes-men beside and behind him nattering away, dressed much like the boss, mewing at the pearls of wisdom that dropped from his lips. Guys running firms which employed 20 times as many people and controlled voluminously more capital would show up alone or with a few other guys, but this one held court! When he asked a question his "staff" would look at one another nodding. He'd smile at them as if he'd just eaten the canary. We in the hustings had never run into Trump, so this clown was the best worst we had. That's all changed.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm almost 3 years thru my 4 year 0% loan on the Subaru. It is helpful to spread out the payments.

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dixiechiken's avatar

I was told there'd be no math.

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bobbert's avatar

If Drumpf has his way, you'll be able to earn interest on loans. Of course, then the economy will collapse.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

why not just print more money? that always works. I read it on the interwebz somewhere so it must be true.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

Down unda land is under 1% interest rate (in fact I think we're at 0.25) and it hasn't helped a hell of a lot either (good for my mortgage tho)

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

ugh, what an arse

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