Don't Worry, the Space Shuttle Didn't Blow Up Again
www.wonkette.com
Let's see, we've only had five actual Space Shuttles, and two of them have blown up -- killing everyone aboard and bumming out the nation for weeks/months -- and actually Endeavor was built of old Challenger replacement parts after that shuttle exploded shortly after launch, meaning we started with just four, and half of that original fleet blew up, and it was horrifying. So what's a good headline for the Atlantis making a safe landing after its final pointless orbits around Earth? Yes, yes,
Don't Worry, the Space Shuttle Didn't Blow Up Again
Don't Worry, the Space Shuttle Didn't Blow Up…
Don't Worry, the Space Shuttle Didn't Blow Up Again
Let's see, we've only had five actual Space Shuttles, and two of them have blown up -- killing everyone aboard and bumming out the nation for weeks/months -- and actually Endeavor was built of old Challenger replacement parts after that shuttle exploded shortly after launch, meaning we started with just four, and half of that original fleet blew up, and it was horrifying. So what's a good headline for the Atlantis making a safe landing after its final pointless orbits around Earth? Yes, yes,