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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Always mindful of the bottom line, we are!

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PubOption's avatar

Republican outrage: three of these voters were already registered. Why is this boy being persecuted for preventing double registration by the evil Democratic machine?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Maybe if one of these <a href="http:\/\/www.npr.org\/blogs\/itsallpolitics\/2012\/10\/18\/163158185\/swing-state-billboards-warning-against-voter-fraud-stir-backlash" target="_blank">billboards</a> was out there in the Shenandoah Valley, this guy would have known better.

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fuflans's avatar

personally, i wish the democratic party would get cracking on the voter fraud.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Memo to the troops: "Dumpsters must be at least 4 blocks away. There will be zero tolerance for infractions."

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He almost has the perfect Republican look going on there. All that's missing is a red tie, flag pin and pocket full of Rent-A-Boy receipts.

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Lot_49's avatar

Not to worry. If the voters whose forms were destroyed show up at the polls, wait in line, complain mightily and threaten to sue, their ballots will accepted on a conditional basis, and then thrown out if the VA is in play. See? The system works!

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SullivanSt's avatar

So, the RNC hires the exact same people who perpetrated the exact same types of fraud against voters in 2008, and 2004, and 2000, and they're shocked, <em>shocked</em>, to discover fraud is happening again?

Yeah, and I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya. Very nice stonework, great views of downtown.

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chascates's avatar

Has our Editrix been up all night?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“He has said that the Republican National Committee had “zero tolerance” for potential fraud.” Zero tolerance for getting caught at voter fraud. Fixed.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Aren’t you up a little early your Mistressness?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, I can't help but wonder. What kind of idiot would chuck complete forms in the dumpster, instead of shredding them? Someone who <em>wanted</em> to be caught, perhaps? Someone whose conscience finally pricked him after months of doing this on a regular basis, potentially?

Because I guarantee that Nathan Sproul and his army of minions have destroyed or discarded a lot more than 8 registration forms this election season. Stone cold money-back no-questions-asked guarantee.

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SullivanSt's avatar

In <strike>Virginia GOP</strike> Soviet Russia, boy rents you,

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chascates's avatar

Well Walsh has said abortion never saves a woman's life which is pretty scary.

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