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...I live in Miami, trust me I know what a "Square Grouper" is! lmao

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HuffPo has the book's Michele Bachmann moment:<i> Sitting in her campaign bus, in the same seat where she cried with joy in August, she now sobbed over her drubbing. "God, I'm a loser," Bachmann said. "God, I turn people off." With two debates ahead in New Hampshire, some of her advisers thought she should consider staying in the race. Bachmann wanted no part of it. Let's draft a withdrawal speech for tomorrow, she said.</i>

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...have you been hauling your bales of marijuana across the border regularly?!

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Although Wonkette's fat jokes are of the very highest quality, we're gonna need a bigger website.

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Rick Santorum was blowfish.

Rick Perry was oafish.

Romney himself, of course, was toffish.

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I read the first book (which I took with a grain of salt because it seemed like mostly just rumors/hearsay instead of journalism). I noticed that even though the first book was only 10% about Palin, that's all anyone talked about. I hope this book will be a lot less than 10% Christie (yes, there is a joke there somewhere), who wasn't even running for anything.

On the other hand, I am glad they are repeating the marketing brilliance they showed last time by making the title of the book the most over-used expression used by pundits talking about the campaign.

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...**Starting to re-think this whole liberalism thing***

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Can I have the tater + bacon soup if VJ and ABG don't want it?

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...yes, I want 2 grease fried chicken breast with bacon and cheese(preferably the government type) with a side of fornication and abortion fries

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..wow, this is the first time I have ever met someone with calves the size of cantaloupes!!!!

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Oh Mitt you are so witty I assume the fish names cause you knew the whole campaign was ready to sink

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The joke is on Romney, whom everyone laughs at for being a pompous ass-whistle.

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...I liked the KFC Double Down :-(

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Romney is lacking in the empathy department? I am sooooooooo surprised. He must have run out long hair hippies to tackle for some right wing buzz cuts.

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"<em>on names and documentation of his household help</em> "

...WTF!!! First off the term "Household Help" automatically means you are of Mexican descent, secondly see the first half of this run on sentence!!!!

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"Christie’s... difficulties in making his way down the narrow aisle"

Consider Nooner's "he can go between the aisles" debunked.

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