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Stranded Devonian Lungfish's avatar

“…put his money where his mouth is, to block food from going in it” — I am ded, DED, and it’s your fault, Evan!!!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

They're probably thinking the same thing the rest of us are thinking - "shut up you dumb putz."

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Jonathan Hutchison's avatar

Not to mention the freedom of these strongmen to loot the public treasure under cover of "rendering unto Caesar what is Caesar's".

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Hey Seek, glad to see you around.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

you watch, someone will die from this and he'll be all - i didn't mean to really do it, it was hypothetical

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

“We put our money on this guy?!”

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

LD gets the job done!

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Seek's avatar

Work obligations have been interfering. I should have been born wealthy.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

The Kochs and Waltons have an almost unlimited amount of money to piss away, but even they're probably like "nah, we're good on this one."

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Star Geezer's avatar

Back in the day when Lent was really about fasting, it seemed to me that the folks finding all the loopholes in the rules were the kids I knew who had survived "sister school". What next will he want us to give enough $ so he can afford a private jet so he can beat everyone else to heaven during the Rapture 2.0?

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Hopefully your work obligations are helping in that regard...

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

when you're hangry-chatting with Him.

Have a snickers, sayeth teh Lord. You're not yourself when you are hungreez.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Uncle Fester libelz!

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Seek's avatar

Take one look at the Monroe Yoder dude on the left as an example of someone who might be in need of a complete lifestyle makeover.

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Seek's avatar

So something worse than the odd tantric body builder strange she was on before? That makes me hope that we never have to hear about any of it. Gross

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harryeagar's avatar

So Mastriano ad Biden are both urging Americans to avoid junk foods. That's bipartisanship. However, praying for wisdom for mastriano is going to be a big lift even for god.

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