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I like your topological argument. Further support for this would be that the PR software may forbid recognition of complex non-closed surfaces (e.g., open beverage containers), which would explain why the Mittbot cannot tell its ass from a hole in the ground.

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Powdered sugar LIBEL!!!

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That is an excellent question, which has never occurred to me because I am just squeezing my eyes shut and pretending there is no possibility Rmoney could win this sucker.

But, it is a fact that Mormons consider the Book of Mormon to outrank both the Old and New Testaments.

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Beignets or GTFO, peasant.

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<i>he'll have it down pat.</i>

Nixon libel!!!!!

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He just lost Homer Simpson's vote. <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/MAD-Magazine-Romney-Vs-Mr-Burns1.jpg" target="_blank">Again.</a>

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Have you tried turning him off and on?

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<i>GEEZE</i> Barb, you <i>would</i> have to pick <i>my</i> favoritist round confection with the center evacuated.

CRULLER LIBELZ!!1! (with maple goodness drizzled all over)

And, sumpin, sumpin, <i>take off, eh</i>, sumpin, <i>hozer</i>, sumptin, <i>also</i>.

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You mean they weren't the right <i>height</i> ... ?

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A man that doesn't eat donuts is too elitist to be in politics.

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Frenchy Mitt only eats croissants. Barack likes a frosted doughnut and a Marlboro.

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He's already ahead 87% in Pigfart, Alabama. Probably will have to skip this year's Chitterling and Pig Trotters Fest.

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Mitt's never seen a whole donut ... his butler usually carves them up before serving them.

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At their core, computers are a bunch of ones and zeros. The donuts resembled a zero causing some internal confusion.

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you know, I get that. Apparently the same thoughts ran through Arnold when he looked at Maria.

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All chortles are fake. All fakes chortle. Mitt Romney wears jeans and an oxford shirt. Ergo MItt needs some mental health care, wonkette style.

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