It is time for the not-really-daily Daily Feature, Wonkette's Win of the Afternoon. Today's star comment notes that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has soared an astonishing 62% (sixty-two percent!) since the Kenyan Socialist Barack Obama seized the White House in a violent Saul Alinsky coup that left over 1 billion Americans tragically murdered. Jeez, 62%! Guess we should've invested everything (forty bucks and a baggie of stems and seeds) in a low-cost index fund that tracked the Dow 30!
Oh, a NASDAQ fan!
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