Dr. Ben Carson has such a nice, calm demeanor and a soothing bedside manner that must have helped in his long career as a neurosurgeon. Perhaps if this whole running (maybe) for president thing doesn’t work out, he could find some work as a screenwriter for Troma. Because his
My (thankyewGAWD) EX-boss insisted that he'd never get the flu vaccine because it was filled with "brain-control microchips". He caught a really nasty case of pneumonia; I laughed.
It's been a few years since I read the excellent "Hot Zone." As I recall, one of the reasons this disease doesn't spread farther or faster is that it kills its host so quickly. Talk about your Yin and Yang...
What about an Ebola infected zombie army? Or how about Ebola infected people that spit when they talk? Or what about Ebola INFECTED TOILET SEATS!!!!!1! Gah!
Pay something?
I refuse to take Pee-bola seriously unless it involves Congresscritter Dave Vitter.
My (thankyewGAWD) EX-boss insisted that he'd never get the flu vaccine because it was filled with "brain-control microchips". He caught a really nasty case of pneumonia; I laughed.
The Asylum doesn't come up with material as stupid as this. Which is saying something.
When your favorite kidneys Dissolve due to disease That's Ebola!
[chorus]
Urine luck.
You're going to have to. Nobody else wants it now.
Fifty Yards to the Outhouse by Will E. Makeit; Illustrated by Betty Wont.
"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's Ebola." ~ Judge Judy. Sortof.
It's been a few years since I read the excellent "Hot Zone." As I recall, one of the reasons this disease doesn't spread farther or faster is that it kills its host so quickly. Talk about your Yin and Yang...
He's a Russian...He's a Roman...dum dum de dum.
Now if I could just remember the one about Little Johnny Fuckerfaster...
What about an Ebola infected zombie army? Or how about Ebola infected people that spit when they talk? Or what about Ebola INFECTED TOILET SEATS!!!!!1! Gah!
Because when I have questions about hematology or urology the first specialist I call is a neurosurgeon.
Yeesh, this guy makes Frank Burns look competent.
When the doc tells a lie and you laugh then you cry That's Ebola!
Doc, I wouldn't spray 'bola pee on you if you were on fire.
Hmmm, to pee or not to pee...that would actually be a hard choice.
Or..... Ebola Sharknados!