Brain doctor and conservative heartthrob hero Ben Carson has some real neat ideas on The Gay and how that works (it is all explained by "prison sex"), and you have to take his word for it because he is an actual doctor and A Expert on science stuff. (And prison sex.)
I think getting old is a personal choice. After all, I certainly wasn't born old, but now I keep having these urges to do old-person things, like go to bed at 10:30 PM and eat corn flakes. I plainly just decided to be old, probably because of the way Hollywood glorifies it.
Neither me or my husband have ever been raped in or out of prison or even been in a prison, yet are widely regarded as gay men. Maybe we just need to be raped by some womenz to choose straightness.
Can he legally prescribe some rape-y womenz for us?
But with Cheney and Dumbya I hope they never get out. This means they'll never have to become clients of Marcus Bachmann. Damn!
I think getting old is a personal choice. After all, I certainly wasn't born old, but now I keep having these urges to do old-person things, like go to bed at 10:30 PM and eat corn flakes. I plainly just decided to be old, probably because of the way Hollywood glorifies it.
And the only arms you have a right to are those you were born with.
Neither me or my husband have ever been raped in or out of prison or even been in a prison, yet are widely regarded as gay men. Maybe we just need to be raped by some womenz to choose straightness.
Can he legally prescribe some rape-y womenz for us?
If I'm shipwrecked on an island and all I can find to eat are bugs, that means it's a "personal choice" to live on insects?
Here's my question for Doc Carson (speaking of choices). "When did you decide to become a complete idiot?"
Zippy: I'm bettting it's the bottom half.
Apparently, after he retired he decided it would be a good idea to become a brain donor.
"Why can't I upfist you twice?"
That's what Doc Carson said!
After 24 hours Yahoo! comments let's you vote again.
And again.
And again...
Never. Haven't you heard? He - like all the GOPers - did it all himself by his own little bootstraps. No help from anyone.
lol, that's a pretty safe bet
It's because an old person touched you when you were young.
How about this deal, GOP: we get to redefine marriage, since you've redefined "smart."
long ago, apparently
those cost extra
hey Doc, not all inmates are ghey. Case in point