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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hillary Clinton was making her bones in court while Rand here was still trying to get some high school cheerleader to play Aqua Buddah with him.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

This is good news for John McCain

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe he can explain to them why dismantling Kynect Care is a good idea, while he's at it

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Reading about Rand Paul makes me want to have some self-certified eye-guy shoot lasers into my eyeballs. Wait! It's the <em>same</em> guy?

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schmannity's avatar

Next, he'll say that he is concerned that her [Repub meme] swollen ankles might be the sign of heart failure.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hey this is a fun game!

I just want to point out how Air Force One may not be powerful enough to carry Chris Christie to Important Meetings with world leaders.

Also to point out how Ted Cruz's father is a lunatic which is not Ted's fault but let's not forget heredity.

I would be remiss if I didn't mention Rand Paul's possible exposure to ebola when he was doctoring. It is a well-known medical fantasy that ebola lies dormant in a person's system waiting for the right political conditions to erupt into virus spewing venom.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Hey, some people took the dick thing as inspirational, you know. There's a whole new generation of pols who now <i>insist</i> the nation knows what their dick looks like.

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