In case you hadn't heard in the last five minutes that Sen. Rand Paul would like to be president, surprise! Rand Paul would like very much to be president. (Spoiler alert: Rand Paul is not going to be president.) Not content to fight with his fellow Republican senators like Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio who would also like to be president (spoiler alert again: they also are not going to be president), Paul has already begun waging war against Hillary Clinton, just in case she decides she's bored and feels like beating the crap out of a Republican so she can live in the White House again, for kicks.
Reading about Rand Paul makes me want to have some self-certified eye-guy shoot lasers into my eyeballs. Wait! It&#039;s the <em>same</em> guy?
I just want to point out how Air Force One may not be powerful enough to carry Chris Christie to Important Meetings with world leaders.
Also to point out how Ted Cruz&#039;s father is a lunatic which is not Ted&#039;s fault but let&#039;s not forget heredity.
I would be remiss if I didn&#039;t mention Rand Paul&#039;s possible exposure to ebola when he was doctoring. It is a well-known medical fantasy that ebola lies dormant in a person&#039;s system waiting for the right political conditions to erupt into virus spewing venom.
Hey, some people took the dick thing as inspirational, you know. There&#039;s a whole new generation of pols who now <i>insist</i> the nation knows what their dick looks like.
Hillary Clinton was making her bones in court while Rand here was still trying to get some high school cheerleader to play Aqua Buddah with him.
This is good news for John McCain
maybe he can explain to them why dismantling Kynect Care is a good idea, while he&#039;s at it
Reading about Rand Paul makes me want to have some self-certified eye-guy shoot lasers into my eyeballs. Wait! It&#039;s the <em>same</em> guy?
Next, he&#039;ll say that he is concerned that her [Repub meme] swollen ankles might be the sign of heart failure.
Hey this is a fun game!
I just want to point out how Air Force One may not be powerful enough to carry Chris Christie to Important Meetings with world leaders.
Also to point out how Ted Cruz&#039;s father is a lunatic which is not Ted&#039;s fault but let&#039;s not forget heredity.
I would be remiss if I didn&#039;t mention Rand Paul&#039;s possible exposure to ebola when he was doctoring. It is a well-known medical fantasy that ebola lies dormant in a person&#039;s system waiting for the right political conditions to erupt into virus spewing venom.
Hey, some people took the dick thing as inspirational, you know. There&#039;s a whole new generation of pols who now <i>insist</i> the nation knows what their dick looks like.