You know what goes great with Thanksgiving? Sex! Here's our national treasure, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, with some helpful sexxytime tips for how to do Thanksgiving sex on Thanksgiving. Feel free to share your Thanksgiving sex tips for Thanksgiving sex on Thanksgiving in the comments. We won't judge. Probably.
I just sent this page to my best friend and his wife, who are staying (with their one- and four-year old boys) with a third friend in his apartment. Best friend's wife felt it perfectly natural to tell me all about how she and husband get nasty every goddamned night and sometimes in the morning. Were she not the religious type, I'd let her know all about my gay sexcapades.
They&#039;ve been in town since Monday night. Reportedly, they&#039;ve done the horizontal shagging every goddamned night in the master bedroom of the apartment. Now if they only knew what <i>else</i> went on in that bed...
It&#039;s OK to have sex during the Macy&#039;s Parade as long as you&#039;re not actually in it at the time. Accidently deflate Mickey or Bullwinkle and the kids will be traumatized for life
The Pilgrims?
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Just the (sex) Tip!
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I just sent this page to my best friend and his wife, who are staying (with their one- and four-year old boys) with a third friend in his apartment. Best friend&#039;s wife felt it perfectly natural to tell me all about how she and husband get nasty every goddamned night and sometimes in the morning. Were she not the religious type, I&#039;d let her know all about my gay sexcapades.
They&#039;ve been in town since Monday night. Reportedly, they&#039;ve done the horizontal shagging every goddamned night in the master bedroom of the apartment. Now if they only knew what <i>else</i> went on in that bed...
that&#039;s what the gravy is for
It&#039;s OK to have sex during the Macy&#039;s Parade as long as you&#039;re not actually in it at the time. Accidently deflate Mickey or Bullwinkle and the kids will be traumatized for life
Nothing about giblets?
Feathery?
gobble, gobble!
This is going on my list of &quot;Seven Surefire Subjects to Cause an Awkward Silence Before Dessert.&quot;
that poor turkey&#039;s anus...
kinky
Just the tip!
Nephew Ben? Is that you?
I like pie.