Chick-fil-A, great American chicken store, has this inconvenient reputation of being quite, quite Christian and, through its nonprofit organization, for supporting groups that are known to be anti-gay, like Focus on the Family and the Fellowship of Christian Athletes (WHICH EXISTS).
Well if you don't like what Chick-fil-a does with their profits, you can always spend your money at Domino's. WAIT! What? How about The Right Wing Restaurant, in Tulsa? Maybe Herman Cain's old Godfather's Pizza? The Republican Restaurant in Chicago?
Don't y'all recognize Ru Paul's Drag Race contestant Willam? She was kicked off for a MYSTERIOUS RULE VIOLATION just last night! It is the ESCANDALO of the decade for gay people!!! God, this place is so straight!
When I first saw the name T. Boone Pickens, many years ago, I misread it as T. Bone Pickens.
The most famous: J. Edgar Hoover.
I still like their music, and continue to admire their politics, but the years haven't been kind to the Dixie Chicks.
OK - I'll be the first.
Chick-Fil-A-tio.
Shhh. They think the books are about Jesus riding a dinosaur to His (Jesus') completely heterosexual friend John's house.
in other news, marcus bachmann describes an overwhelming urge for chick-fil-a
also, why are so many rich people uptight assholes?
Who doesn't love Chick-Fellate?
Well if you don't like what Chick-fil-a does with their profits, you can always spend your money at Domino's. WAIT! What? How about The Right Wing Restaurant, in Tulsa? Maybe Herman Cain's old Godfather's Pizza? The Republican Restaurant in Chicago?
I'VE GOT IT! Dairy Queen.
I've always preferred Col. Harlan Sanders because he always seems so racially enlightened.
"Why the fuck would I want to blow up the Chick-fil-A? It's fucking delicious!"
Don't y'all recognize Ru Paul's Drag Race contestant Willam? She was kicked off for a MYSTERIOUS RULE VIOLATION just last night! It is the ESCANDALO of the decade for gay people!!! God, this place is so straight!