Wonkers, I have been here at Wonkette since May, and it has been fantastic! Everyone here is super nice, you all are super nice and Rebecca lets me yell about gross MRA dudes always and it is generally a great time all around. HOWEVER, I may be tempted to leave soon, if only because the best and most prestigiousest job in the history of internet writing has opened up, and it would, frankly, be quite irresponsible of me to not at least explore that option.
Why is it Liberals always resort to name calling? Maybe because of lack of facts? I'll help you with some facts for your side so you could attempt making an argument if you want. Don't agree with your side, but you obviously need some material!
Maleficent likes long rides in a limousine to Tiffany's, head waiters who know who she is and are very afraid, and ensuring that the homeless have someplace to stay until her house is spic and span, and then get out without bugging her for their pay.
5 tips for resigning without burning bridges...make a graceful exit. Wish I'd been a fly on the wall when her previous assistant editor resigned.
Who the fuck are you... the hall monitor?
Tattletale twit.
The schoolmarm, I'm guessing.
You complained about people using abbreviations, and yet you use a ridiculous "zzzzzzz" as a rejoinder?
You're a complete moron, but then that's expected of the typical conservative filth.
Being the child of a (supposedly) rich person isn't being successful.
it's being born on third base and thinking you hit a triple.
Since you're the typically stupid conservative, that means she's a loser who would be nothing without her father's fame.
Random capitalization is a sign that the only mentally unhinged person here is you, conservative filth.
Capitalization is? Conservative filth? Ain't ya' got anything better than that? Need some help??
Little jealous aren't we?
Why is it Liberals always resort to name calling? Maybe because of lack of facts? I'll help you with some facts for your side so you could attempt making an argument if you want. Don't agree with your side, but you obviously need some material!
When?
Maleficent likes long rides in a limousine to Tiffany's, head waiters who know who she is and are very afraid, and ensuring that the homeless have someplace to stay until her house is spic and span, and then get out without bugging her for their pay.
Methinks Rocketeer, not so much; more likely, Alien.
Yeah, I wear my rawhide (cow) jacket with the sheepskin lining every winter in Canada.
Me too, but Google dislikes me.
Wow someone who can afford it advertising for an assistant. Should we stone her or would a public flogging satisfy the Loony Left?
Ivanka plans to be the same kind of web merchandiser that her father would be as a president.