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Slavakitty's avatar

5 tips for resigning without burning bridges...make a graceful exit. Wish I'd been a fly on the wall when her previous assistant editor resigned.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Who the fuck are you... the hall monitor?

Tattletale twit.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

The schoolmarm, I'm guessing.

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Aquaria's avatar

You complained about people using abbreviations, and yet you use a ridiculous "zzzzzzz" as a rejoinder?

You're a complete moron, but then that's expected of the typical conservative filth.

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Aquaria's avatar

Being the child of a (supposedly) rich person isn't being successful.

it's being born on third base and thinking you hit a triple.

Since you're the typically stupid conservative, that means she's a loser who would be nothing without her father's fame.

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Aquaria's avatar

Random capitalization is a sign that the only mentally unhinged person here is you, conservative filth.

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Weaver0ne's avatar

Capitalization is? Conservative filth? Ain't ya' got anything better than that? Need some help??

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Weaver0ne's avatar

Little jealous aren't we?

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Weaver0ne's avatar

Why is it Liberals always resort to name calling? Maybe because of lack of facts? I'll help you with some facts for your side so you could attempt making an argument if you want. Don't agree with your side, but you obviously need some material!

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Maleficent likes long rides in a limousine to Tiffany's, head waiters who know who she is and are very afraid, and ensuring that the homeless have someplace to stay until her house is spic and span, and then get out without bugging her for their pay.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Methinks Rocketeer, not so much; more likely, Alien.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Yeah, I wear my rawhide (cow) jacket with the sheepskin lining every winter in Canada.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Me too, but Google dislikes me.

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Weaver0ne's avatar

Wow someone who can afford it advertising for an assistant. Should we stone her or would a public flogging satisfy the Loony Left?

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Ivanka plans to be the same kind of web merchandiser that her father would be as a president.

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