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I also use campaign flyers as legal identification during traffic stops. Well, not so much "campaign flyers" as "yard sale" posters, but I figure just as legit.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The intersection of those sets, drunken theocratic lady jurists, shouldn't be large enough to present a practical problem. Outside of Minnessota.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Because it said she wasn't licensed to drive, where she was driving?

I don't know if they hand you a special drunk driver's license, or slap a big orange "DRUNK!" sticker on the one you have, but that would be a good reason not to have it (or to lie about having it) on you when you're busy violating the terms of the license.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The entire Minnessota GOP should be slapped with "contempt of court", just for nominating this imbecile.

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Officer, would you like to participate in some in-house polling?"

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hey, at least time she was sober. Dumber than a sack of hair, but sober.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Seeing that she puts the bible above the constitution in her mind she has done nothing wrong. Where in the bible does it say thou shall not drive shit-faced?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

BTW, advice for the youngz who don't recognize that photo: <strike>Rent,</strike> put "Some Like it Hot" on your Netflix queue. Mandatory viewing if you hope to know what that whole Marilyn Monroe thing was all about. Also, too, it's hysterical.