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JohnC44's avatar

Lol, jeez are the hipsters stripping cars now? What for...car parts dont work on fixies.

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Not even a "South of the Border" or "This car climbed Mt. Washington" sticker?

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Rofl. Not likely.

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Full disclosure about the robot...

He was a Dallas Cowboys fan and was not able to order a cheesesteak correctly. Given these horrific crimes against humanity, the infernal device was deactivated. Humans are dispatched for far less significant infractions.

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JohnC44's avatar

Ahem....Blue Bell*

Blue Ball would definitely be funnier though

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Good question - but if it isn't cheaper than a chicken sexer it will be awhile before it's used.

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JohnC44's avatar

Definitely a valid point. It's sort of scary to imagine the world when tech like that is technically and economically viable. I imagine the world of Gattaca resulting....

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They could do it in 40 minutes in certain areas of Camden, NJ. Phila is getting soft, ya know?

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

Battery induction cables aren't cheap no matter what device you're charging. It's the price we have to pay for not having any holes in the thing we might want to get wet.

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Haha - well you actually went in a different direction here on this one than I had intended, but good on you.

My sarcastic quip there was more about my distaste in Apple's approach to "moat building" by using proprietary formats for everything to trap users into its ultra-mega-super-duper high markup walled garden of "Approved" (Read: They get a cut of every sale) or OEM accessories. All the other fanboy arguments aside, this issue is the number one reason I won't go near that company with my money - I hate the idea of paying them big bucks for the "privilege" of having to pay their markups for everything and have nowhere else to turn. At least their competitors work within global standards...

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Justno's avatar

Just duct tape over them.

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Justno's avatar

No. Cops all over have black bands over their badges. Here in Austin, too. Our cops also tend to be hotties.

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Justno's avatar

Shoo Fly pie!

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Justno's avatar

Street cred, yo.

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Justno's avatar

Ahhh! Happy Valley! Good times.

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Justno's avatar

Robot was totally asking for it.

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