There's no better salve for the empty feeling you get after casting your ballot than the gooey greasy salt-fat blob of a delicious anus burger sliding down your throat to rest in your gut alongside the "beef tallow" sodium stick fries and 72 ounces of corn syrup you just consumed as an appetizer.
If Repubs gain control of the House and Senate, I'm heading over to the McPlayground to stab myself with some of those used needles supposedly in the ball pit.
Ballots are burgers?!?!!!?
If Repubs gain control of the House and Senate, I'm heading over to the McPlayground to stab myself with some of those used needles supposedly in the ball pit.
There's not much difference between a lot of today's candidates and the offerings at that clown place.